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Aug 9 03, 17:37
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A Limerick is a popular form of short, humorous verse, often nonsensical and frequently ribald. It consists of five lines, rhyming aabba, and the dominant meter is anapestic (a metrical foot composed of two short syllables followed by one long one, as in the word seventeen. 2. A line of verse using this meter; for example, “’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house”), with two feet in the third and fourth lines and three feet in the others. Examples of limerick:
"The limerick packs laughs anatomical into space that is quite economical, But the good ones I’ve seen so seldom are clean and the clean ones so seldom are comical."
"There once was a young man from Kew who found a dead mouse in his stew. Said the waiter, “Don’t shout or wave it about, or the rest will be wanting one too!”
"There was an old man from Peru, who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke in a fright in the middle of the night and found it was perfectly true."
The origin of the term is obscure, but a group of poets in Co. Limerick, Ireland, wrote limericks in Irish in the 18th cent. The first collections in English date from c.1820. Among the most famous are those in E. Lear's Book of Nonsense (1846).
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Cleo_Serapis Limerick Aug 9 03, 17:37 Alan not a wink shall be counted as loss
if 'stead ... May 22 12, 12:55 JustDaniel If it's Floss whom you toss in your room
then ... May 22 12, 13:43 Alan they're casting spells, then off they will zoo... May 22 12, 13:59 JustDaniel If they're pulling the wool o'er your eyes... May 22 12, 16:40 Merlin Those distractions that come from the skies
might... May 22 12, 23:02 Larry Of "Depends", angels don't wear a si... May 22 12, 23:20 Alan re those angels – depends on the size
lead to argu... May 22 12, 23:22 JustDaniel If you know what that last line might mean
or have... May 23 12, 00:18 Merlin Ah mean there’s no help fur ole Idi,
he’s gone an... May 23 12, 00:51 Alan a real good kicking for the needy
is necessary - d... May 23 12, 00:56 Larry To be properly greedy, one learns
to take more tha... May 23 12, 09:06 Merlin Fake tax returns sent to the gum’mit
may cause al... May 24 12, 10:49 Larry On the summit back there you had wile
and lived li... May 24 12, 14:32 JustDaniel If you're stuck tending bar, get a file
to sav... May 24 12, 15:41 Merlin To build up your stock in a stocking
is really an... May 24 12, 23:41 Larry If you build up your stock for a while
then let Wa... May 24 12, 23:45 Alan if you win any way, with big smile
invest your dod... May 25 12, 01:38 JustDaniel If you slip on ketchup in the aisle
just remember ... May 25 12, 08:03 Alan you're friends, as you rest for awhile
then at... May 26 12, 04:01 JustDaniel When ya pack up yer pot with a smile,
it's muc... May 26 12, 10:13 Merlin There’s style when yer smoking yer pot?
Be d... May 26 12, 11:39 JustDaniel If ye're thrown in the slammer, ye're naug... May 26 12, 19:27 Merlin In Poland, some people are squatty
but most have ... May 27 12, 10:32 JustDaniel If you're haughty, you give folks a slight
and... May 27 12, 12:32 Larry You will fall from your height in time but
it won... May 27 12, 14:42 Merlin When filling your gut with cooked beans
You should... May 28 12, 08:59 JustDaniel If your nose has the means, it will smell
out answ... May 28 12, 11:48 Merlin A fella who doesn't wear pants
had best not s... May 30 12, 21:41 JustDaniel By chance, if ye're yodelin' tunes
with fr... May 31 12, 07:09 Larry If baboons pass you by with a hum
while you lie by... May 31 12, 14:15 Merlin They’re too dumb so they run in a herd;
how they y... May 31 12, 21:29 Larry It's all totally stirred and beneath,
is a maw... Jun 1 12, 00:41 JustDaniel You're bequeathed Toro filled with a bomb?
Tha... Jun 4 12, 08:55 Larry A bum knight likes to sleep everywhere…
castle kee... Jun 5 12, 23:41 Merlin Long John and his sidekick Short Mort
hit the tav... Jun 6 12, 00:31 JustDaniel When he punted the football in court
there were fo... Jun 6 12, 07:50 Larry Drinking pints by the quart in a bar
or long swigs... Jun 6 12, 09:14 JustDaniel If you find a cute gal you would court
it is best ... Jun 6 12, 15:47 Merlin Some judge may determine your fate
and make you a ... Jun 6 12, 23:06 JustDaniel If you're planning on dating the blind
it is w... Jun 7 12, 08:46 Larry You’re the one she could find but be glad
it might... Jun 8 12, 08:32 Merlin Blind drunk you may not be your best
as many a ma... Jun 10 12, 20:52 JustDaniel I like berries before they ferment
and there's... Jun 12 12, 08:09 Larry Add some bedtimes and I am content
for by four p.m... Jun 12 12, 17:07 JustDaniel I was rescued, but where the rest went
I'm not... Jun 13 12, 08:54 Larry I slogged through wet cement but I knew
something ... Jun 15 12, 13:25 Merlin No idea what to do with concrete?
You put it on so... Jun 15 12, 22:26 Larry That ain't neat! Overboarding a dude
in s... Jun 17 12, 00:16 Merlin Go ahead; give Ms Fish a new face.
She can powde... Jun 17 12, 15:49 Larry An arms race by Ms. Fish is absurd
unless strange ... Jun 18 12, 00:34 Merlin I herd sharks go strolling for might –
arm in arm... Jun 18 12, 11:12 Larry Why was Sue in one helluva fight
with a guy she ha... Jun 20 12, 23:53 Cleo_Serapis Funny guys!!!!!
Enjoying your... Jun 21 12, 07:03 Merlin When Spite got his new loosened teeth
he thought ... Jun 21 12, 20:23 Larry Underneath an intern's hands he dyed
indigo. ... Jun 22 12, 00:42 Merlin He would touch a germ with the stick,
in order to... Jun 22 12, 07:35 Merlin A smack with a brick to the head
will render the ... Jun 24 12, 11:54 Thoth Strep coccus was simply too quick
so alas for the ... Jun 25 12, 03:10 JustDaniel Give a German a new party trick
and he'll be m... Jun 26 12, 07:31 Thoth It's that Kraut with his Schick that I fear
In... Jun 26 12, 08:37 Thoth A barmaid in Munnik called Maud
one October was ni... Jun 26 12, 08:50 JustDaniel Were the hops in the ale overawed
by the draughts ... Jun 26 12, 14:13 Thoth A patron whose name was Karl Schmitter
came in for... Jun 26 12, 15:48 Merlin When Karl curled his mustache and bitter
the bar ... Jun 26 12, 22:28 Thoth It was all doomed to end in disaster,
young Maud... Jun 27 12, 00:10 JustDaniel I'm stayin' outside o' that bar
an... Jun 27 12, 07:20 Thoth loved the voice!!! Jun 27 12, 07:25 Merlin I loved the voice that he used –
with emotion it ... Jun 27 12, 11:07 JustDaniel If I'd 'ad a bit-'er advance
I think t... Jun 27 12, 13:52 Merlin Preventin' romance? What a thought!
A fell... Jun 30 12, 21:01 Thoth By a knot we are bound to convention,
don't su... Jul 1 12, 01:13 Larry You don't land in detention if you'll
trea... Jul 1 12, 13:05 Thoth Learning to keep a clean tool
is something they te... Jul 1 12, 13:59 Merlin If you needle the family jewels
you better obey a... Jul 1 12, 16:22 JustDaniel If you look like a ghoul in the face
you could thr... Jul 2 12, 08:28 Larry Can a can of paste keep neighbors new?
It just mig... Jul 2 12, 15:37 Merlin A Bantu I knew spoke Swahili,
an immigrant from Q... Jul 2 12, 21:56 Larry He was really too silly because
he did not believe... Jul 3 12, 00:18 JustDaniel Choc'lit eggs? Do they give men a pause
to wra... Jul 3 12, 07:37 Merlin It’s plausible women respond,
especially those wh... Jul 3 12, 09:39 Larry When they see a young buck and his frond
they obse... Jul 3 12, 14:52 JustDaniel Does your interest grow in your bonds?
Does your s... Jul 3 12, 17:24 Merlin A con once discovered a broker –
a lady, and she ... Jul 4 12, 15:41 JustDaniel His goal was to whisk 'er an' choke 'e... Jul 5 12, 12:58 Larry … and a croaker he was suddenly
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for she found sh... Jul 6 12, 08:49 Merlin François who comes from Artois?
I think I might kn... Jul 6 12, 13:14 Larry The bride tears her wa-wa-wedding dress
when her f... Jul 6 12, 14:52 JustDaniel [Does Eric think 'poof' rhymes with 'm... Jul 7 12, 06:32 Merlin Slant rhyme was the tool I was using.
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all the... Jul 7 12, 16:59 Thoth to Merlin
A pissole's an obvious sign
and so... Jul 8 12, 02:15 JustDaniel If you're joining a wee urine nation
it could ... Jul 8 12, 20:10 Thoth On a throne where you don't where a crown
flus... Jul 9 12, 00:49  JustDaniel When the cover leaf's down on the book
with it... Jul 9 12, 06:39 Larry He will undertake Finnish? For what?
Learning Wel... Jul 9 12, 09:07 Merlin Polly Glot wasn’t finish, not yet,
and that is a ... Jul 9 12, 10:50 JustDaniel She was spayed in one collosal bout
with her owner... Jul 9 12, 11:40 Larry Polly pouts, for her actions were just;
she was sp... Jul 9 12, 15:51 JustDaniel Someone's sex change produces disgust
in some ... Jul 9 12, 18:23
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