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Aug 9 03, 17:37
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A Limerick is a popular form of short, humorous verse, often nonsensical and frequently ribald. It consists of five lines, rhyming aabba, and the dominant meter is anapestic (a metrical foot composed of two short syllables followed by one long one, as in the word seventeen. 2. A line of verse using this meter; for example, “’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house”), with two feet in the third and fourth lines and three feet in the others. Examples of limerick:
"The limerick packs laughs anatomical into space that is quite economical, But the good ones I’ve seen so seldom are clean and the clean ones so seldom are comical."
"There once was a young man from Kew who found a dead mouse in his stew. Said the waiter, “Don’t shout or wave it about, or the rest will be wanting one too!”
"There was an old man from Peru, who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke in a fright in the middle of the night and found it was perfectly true."
The origin of the term is obscure, but a group of poets in Co. Limerick, Ireland, wrote limericks in Irish in the 18th cent. The first collections in English date from c.1820. Among the most famous are those in E. Lear's Book of Nonsense (1846).
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Cleo_Serapis Limerick Aug 9 03, 17:37 Larry Finding men who are black or just white
is a trip ... Dec 27 22, 19:02 JustDaniel So you're not into kissing good night?
Do your... Dec 28 22, 01:41 Larry She’s uptight every night; that’s a fact
on th... Dec 31 22, 10:12 JustDaniel When your bank account's lacking impact
your i... Dec 31 22, 12:11 Larry Do you act as if what you now spend
is a life-styl... Jan 1 23, 09:58 JustDaniel If your credit score's gone with the wind
you ... Jan 1 23, 14:00 Larry All my debts are behind me; I’ve learned
to pay ... Jan 4 23, 10:34 JustDaniel burning plastic is bad for your lungs
from black s... Jan 7 23, 17:19 Larry Lie ability’s gauge is a skill
politicians refin... Jan 12 23, 13:14 JustDaniel If you're looking for chances to steal
have ri... Jan 12 23, 17:33 Larry There’s no cash in those wallets today
for there... Jan 20 23, 10:37 JustDaniel If you're passing off old dollar bills
for exc... Jan 21 23, 02:35 Larry I don’t purchase my pills anymore
and I rarely g... Jan 24 23, 01:19 JustDaniel Viet Nam doesn't owe me a thing
but Express Sc... Jan 24 23, 10:28 Larry Old Beijing should be wearing depends
that stay we... Jan 25 23, 22:53 JustDaniel If stuff's coming out of both ends
it may help... Jan 26 23, 16:29 Larry If you’re tending to lag far behind
I don’t th... Jan 30 23, 08:57 JustDaniel If you dine at the place you get gas
where truck d... Jan 30 23, 17:26 Larry If you go inspect heads where you eat
for some mes... Feb 1 23, 21:13 JustDaniel You prefer a restroom that's not neat?
You lik... Feb 2 23, 13:30 Larry Where the toilets are clean and upbeat
there’s n... Feb 5 23, 00:28 JustDaniel While his Lady's completing her powder
husband... Feb 5 23, 07:26 Larry She’s not crowded and never alone
for she found ... Feb 7 23, 01:40 JustDaniel If more children she doesn't condone
then she... Feb 8 23, 13:41 Larry When a pregnancy starts with just one
romp in bed ... Feb 11 23, 20:21 JustDaniel You'll be done poking fun at the bees
when the... Feb 12 23, 07:13 Larry If you’re praying aloud on your knees
are you ho... Feb 19 23, 11:25 JustDaniel If you're worried that some faery sees
that yo... Feb 19 23, 15:04 Larry If the fairies use bees just to scare,
I am sure t... Feb 21 23, 11:39 JustDaniel If your eyes pierce what faeries are wearing
if th... Feb 21 23, 19:09 Larry If you’re losing your bearings today
as you driv... Feb 26 23, 09:19 JustDaniel If programmers screw up your device
learning maps ... Feb 26 23, 17:00 Larry When some snow and ice covers the road
while you b... Feb 27 23, 12:17 JustDaniel If it's ala mode ice cream you like
best not e... Feb 28 23, 16:52 Larry When I hike, there’s no food in my car
and on wi... Mar 2 23, 09:08 JustDaniel If your old Mason jars have four wheels
your hallu... Mar 3 23, 16:52 Larry If you want to eat well balanced meals
pick the fo... Mar 7 23, 17:08 JustDaniel If you only eat things that they spill
you'll ... Mar 8 23, 07:11 Larry When I’m hungry, I do as I will
because I’m th... Mar 14 23, 11:45 JustDaniel Who would tip if the service is bad?
Who'd be ... Mar 15 23, 06:19 Larry She’ll be mad but the food must be checked
and t... Mar 16 23, 09:14 JustDaniel Any cook stays inside can't be decked.
Should ... Mar 17 23, 10:05 Larry If the cook’s not expecting a flood
of mad waitr... Mar 19 23, 11:05 JustDaniel If the cook's ladle's dishing out crud
won... Mar 19 23, 22:11 Larry In obscurity’s hell one should wear
a name tag s... Mar 24 23, 11:06 JustDaniel It is clear no one there gives a damn
because ever... Apr 10 23, 18:28 Larry When the prison door slams in their face,
of remor... Apr 12 23, 12:16 JustDaniel Ask forgiveness as you're saying grace
when yo... Apr 14 23, 03:12 Larry Nevermore! A lim’rick without rhyme?
Even P... Apr 18 23, 10:31 JustDaniel Please forgive me for my sad mistake.
My Lim'r... Apr 18 23, 16:42 Larry When the drakes fly to lakes in the spring
they al... Apr 21 23, 00:28 JustDaniel Peeking duck shot right out of the tree
where he p... Apr 22 23, 17:05 Larry I’m not sure if you speak of your hat
or the duc... Apr 27 23, 10:13 JustDaniel Ducks do not need a license to splat
on the ground... Apr 28 23, 07:27 Larry That there’s some regulation that frees
any duck... May 1 23, 11:25 JustDaniel anatomical grips are a lack
for the tree-lofting b... May 2 23, 23:37 Larry All around, up and down I did search
for a duck th... May 7 23, 09:49 JustDaniel Ah, my friend, you have searched the wrong tree.
H... May 8 23, 10:36 Larry That’s not pee and the duck’s made of glass
wh... May 11 23, 11:09 JustDaniel He who waters his grass with a duck
won't be o... May 13 23, 12:49 Larry My glass duck doesn’t Chirp, Cluck or Quack
with... May 18 23, 11:32 JustDaniel rotten tater pulled forth then thrown back
in the ... May 22 23, 05:30 Larry I’ve not heard of hard tack being canned.
It’s... May 26 23, 10:55 JustDaniel If the hardtack you've chewed on is bland
then... May 28 23, 07:01 Larry If that Hardtack is canned, I will see
whether it ... May 29 23, 11:06 JustDaniel Chawed tobacco will not taste as great
as the typi... May 30 23, 14:04 Larry I once went to a mall with my date
to find rings, ... Jun 1 23, 11:24 JustDaniel What happened to the "Add Reply" Tab and... Jun 1 23, 13:46 Larry Daniel, this is only happening in the limerick pan... Jun 1 23, 20:55 JustDaniel When the stores in your state have moved out
you s... Jun 2 23, 00:53 Larry I don’t pout when I’m out shopping lees
in the... Jun 3 23, 21:35 JustDaniel Pushing sex you're all pro libertines?
I shoul... Jun 4 23, 09:13 Larry If you’re lunching on mixed salad greens
a new d... Jun 8 23, 14:28 JustDaniel wearing tight jeans it clearly now out
'cause ... Jun 8 23, 15:06 Larry Quite about your disrobing would be
a surprise. I... Jun 11 23, 11:21 JustDaniel bottom-half nudity 'neath a sheet
is my practi... Jun 12 23, 21:12 Larry When your wheelchair retreats, is the floor
just a... Jun 19 23, 10:46 JustDaniel It's an option that we may explore
though a be... Jun 20 23, 21:29 Larry Often things are a chore to surmount
and these day... Jun 25 23, 11:11 JustDaniel If while praying you change your new font,
end wit... Jun 29 23, 10:25 Larry If you’re nonchalant in each regret
you are boun... Jul 1 23, 12:29 JustDaniel I'm all wet? Then review all the facts.
I... Jul 1 23, 17:02 Larry When encountering acts which you think
may be caus... Jul 4 23, 09:23 JustDaniel Avoid spending time in the clink
by declining that... Jul 5 23, 13:13 Larry At the brink, you may listen and hear
someone say ... Jul 11 23, 10:21 JustDaniel If you have to steer at the toilet
look our for th... Jul 12 23, 13:11 Larry You must be careful boiling your brush
if it falls... Jul 13 23, 13:37 JustDaniel When you're buying a brush, seek a sale.
If yo... Jul 13 23, 14:00 Larry If your bag is now hung on a nail
then I fear your... Jul 16 23, 09:28 JustDaniel Well, a eunuch I'm not, thankfully,
and contin... Jul 18 23, 10:37 Larry If a bully comes up while you shop
I’ve been tol... Jul 20 23, 08:40 JustDaniel If he moans, cries and flops after kick
then your ... Jul 23 23, 09:41 Larry See the writhing man sick on the floor;
well he sh... Jul 25 23, 11:20 JustDaniel You implored, "Leave him covered with down
fr... Jul 25 23, 16:58 Larry There once was a despicable clown
in the circus th... Jul 28 23, 09:12 JustDaniel How'd his clownish red nose turn to brown?
Did... Jul 29 23, 17:13 Larry He won’t turn down the boss when he’s asked
fo... Jul 30 23, 12:02 JustDaniel If one's wearing a butt for a mask
I would not... Aug 1 23, 01:53 Larry If the task is brown-nosing the boss
he must outso... Aug 5 23, 08:24 JustDaniel If you've drunk too much sauce and then pass
y... Aug 5 23, 22:43
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