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A Limerick is a popular form of short, humorous verse, often nonsensical and frequently ribald. It consists of five lines, rhyming aabba, and the dominant meter is anapestic (a metrical foot composed of two short syllables followed by one long one, as in the word seventeen. 2. A line of verse using this meter; for example, “’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house”), with two feet in the third and fourth lines and three feet in the others. Examples of limerick:
"The limerick packs laughs anatomical into space that is quite economical, But the good ones I’ve seen so seldom are clean and the clean ones so seldom are comical."
"There once was a young man from Kew who found a dead mouse in his stew. Said the waiter, “Don’t shout or wave it about, or the rest will be wanting one too!”
"There was an old man from Peru, who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke in a fright in the middle of the night and found it was perfectly true."
The origin of the term is obscure, but a group of poets in Co. Limerick, Ireland, wrote limericks in Irish in the 18th cent. The first collections in English date from c.1820. Among the most famous are those in E. Lear's Book of Nonsense (1846).
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Cleo_Serapis Limerick Aug 9 03, 17:37 Larry Yes, indeed, each of us owns a butt
and a mouth; b... Feb 23 19, 15:59 JustDaniel If distracted while putting your ball
concentratio... Feb 24 19, 05:07 Larry If no odor had come forth at all
what has made all... Feb 25 19, 16:26 JustDaniel If your heart's overcome in the stall
best get... Feb 26 19, 02:17 Larry If there’s no blood a-flowing, the cause
could be ... Feb 27 19, 16:08 JustDaniel If your jaw has gone flaccid with age
you can put ... Feb 28 19, 00:07 Larry To taste rosemary, parsley and sage
one must use j... Feb 28 19, 22:37 JustDaniel If your recipe page is elite
it's unlikely tha... Mar 1 19, 10:36 Larry All the others may fall at your feet
when they rea... Mar 3 19, 14:55 JustDaniel Takes no effort to never retreat.
Just sit down an... Mar 4 19, 18:20 Larry Of their coming defeat, you observe
that their bat... Mar 5 19, 18:00 JustDaniel When the waiters had all lost their nerve
it was c... Mar 6 19, 00:43 Larry If the waitresses showed up to serve
and they all ... Mar 6 19, 23:09 JustDaniel If you grade on the curve then you're hip
to w... Mar 7 19, 15:10 Larry Where no gentleman ever would dip
or condone someo... Mar 10 19, 11:22 JustDaniel Where indulgences take a short trip?
That is Rome.... Mar 15 19, 14:48 Larry Letting sins go is not hip because
most of them ar... Mar 17 19, 16:51 JustDaniel If you walk through the gates without paws
it is l... Mar 18 19, 16:05 Larry If you think you’d be breaking some laws
but the t... Mar 21 19, 08:06 Larry You’ve all heard of this guy, “April Fool”
who pul... Apr 7 19, 22:48 Larry If relenting for cause, I would say
you were prone... May 14 19, 15:26 JustDaniel Hanging out here, there's none to display
what... May 27 19, 06:31 Larry Many days you have not been on-line
and the cause ... May 30 19, 22:27 JustDaniel Yes, my laptop, but I'm not in bed;
I have use... Jun 1 19, 08:03 Larry If depression’s what plays in your head
and you fe... Jun 4 19, 14:17 JustDaniel If I put a big smile on my steed
it's because ... Jun 7 19, 10:41 Larry If that pressure in vessels was freed
then of medi... Jun 10 19, 22:55 JustDaniel If my butt's hanging out on display
it is not ... Jun 28 19, 05:57 Larry I can say that I pray but what’s more
there are ti... Jul 12 19, 21:54 JustDaniel My inaction's had me on the floor
but I'm ... Jul 28 19, 15:58 Larry If your core makes you lighter than air
what’s in ... Aug 7 19, 22:15 JustDaniel Well, in truth I would not be that light;
my exage... Aug 19 19, 13:41 Larry If you’ve started your weight losing bout
to be sk... Aug 20 19, 12:44 JustDaniel If you spit out the food that tastes good
they wil... Aug 20 19, 20:42 Larry Understanding a “knife to your throat”
means you m... Aug 24 19, 22:38 JustDaniel There's no need for a life raft to place
that ... Aug 30 19, 12:17 Larry All that weight gain with all the disgrace
is soci... Sep 2 19, 15:10 JustDaniel No disdain but for me in this case
so they'll ... Sep 2 19, 17:39 Larry I’ve no plans to engorge after grace
but I still s... Sep 12 19, 10:36 JustDaniel I too eat what my wife gives to me
but it's mu... Sep 12 19, 16:26 Larry For the next meal and that’s by decree
you should ... Sep 19 19, 13:12 JustDaniel I'm afraid, if the pounds would drop off,
what... Sep 23 19, 05:55 Larry I had better not cough, it will be
a disaster you ... Oct 11 19, 14:42 JustDaniel If what comes out of you are fine words
you can se... Oct 12 19, 20:55 JustDaniel … and since I just wrote this to a friend on AP wh... Oct 13 19, 00:26 Larry Little turds will just drop on your head
if you wa... Nov 13 19, 14:43 Larry And in reply to your post to your friend:
If you’... Nov 13 19, 14:44 JustDaniel If you're strolling on streets without dread
t... Nov 19 19, 04:45 Larry If you walk off until you are dead,
never facing l... Dec 12 19, 00:04 JustDaniel While the compliments go to your brain
it won... Dec 12 19, 03:38 Larry If you’re planting some grain on the farm
there ... Sep 20 22, 19:03 JustDaniel Carbohydrates cause harm if you preach
to be caref... Sep 23 22, 02:21 Larry When you practice but can’t reach your goal,
are... Sep 23 22, 19:24 JustDaniel If great mountains from molehills arise
from your ... Sep 25 22, 05:52 Larry Anything which is good’s a surprise
to a pessimi... Sep 25 22, 08:18 JustDaniel When your cat comes to lick up the mess
it is help... Sep 26 22, 22:51 Larry With success, you may dance for a bit.
You can pra... Sep 27 22, 09:21 JustDaniel If your crotch rests on pieces of cod
while you da... Sep 27 22, 17:21 Larry If you scare broads away with cod’s stench,
ocea... Sep 28 22, 10:27 JustDaniel It's a cinch you will wind up as bait
for a sh... Sep 28 22, 13:59 Larry It’s too late if the fins you don’t see
come i... Sep 29 22, 09:23 JustDaniel If you don't want to be history
don't use ... Oct 9 22, 17:20 Larry If those blistery readers of yours
wish to go on o... Oct 10 22, 09:08 JustDaniel With your Dom Pérignon it occurs
to you during yo... Oct 10 22, 18:20 Larry Can of sewers the Lim’rick’s become
and its me... Oct 11 22, 18:15 JustDaniel If your Lim'rick's the source of the smell... Oct 19 22, 08:47 Larry If my knuckles are swelling, I hope
I can still ma... Oct 19 22, 22:27 JustDaniel If you're able to cope it could prick
your abi... Oct 21 22, 15:59 Larry The line tricks with the ends, feminine
on Lim’r... Oct 22 22, 13:05 JustDaniel Should your limericks cause you chagrin
you might ... Oct 22 22, 23:54 Larry When your line-endings spill off the page
with vag... Oct 25 22, 21:23 JustDaniel If a sage full of hubris would stew
over his self-... Oct 26 22, 01:21 Larry If your image in mirrors is skewed
I would guess w... Oct 27 22, 11:02 JustDaniel Poor Larry, whose eyesight is screwed
gave up glas... Oct 27 22, 12:02 Larry If you’ve hewed to the ground every tree
on your... Nov 5 22, 12:19 JustDaniel If you want with the birds to agree
you should bra... Nov 5 22, 15:19 Larry When you’re climbing down trees in your haste
to... Nov 7 22, 21:20 JustDaniel If you're worried 'bout having a taste
of ... Nov 8 22, 11:16 Larry If you’ve raced to the place for your waste
and ... Nov 9 22, 20:31 JustDaniel If you're maced while you sit on your throne
y... Nov 10 22, 14:12 Larry To atone for the stench you perceive
dissipates in... Nov 13 22, 11:23 JustDaniel If you're thinking that you can deceive
'c... Nov 13 22, 12:11 Larry When the pants you achieve on the run
in those mar... Nov 14 22, 12:30 JustDaniel If your focus remains on your buns
it is nasty whe... Nov 14 22, 12:38 Larry If your girlfriend now shuns your bare thighs
from... Nov 16 22, 10:16 JustDaniel If you're sure something else will arise
then ... Nov 18 22, 12:16 Larry Sitting down to play cards with some guys
is the p... Nov 19 22, 10:24 JustDaniel If you're facing disease in disguise
then you ... Nov 20 22, 12:44 Larry When you dye, others wiser than you
may advise tha... Nov 22 22, 00:13 JustDaniel If your footwear is found black and blue
you may f... Nov 22 22, 08:32 Larry Probably, if it’s covered with poo,
you have pul... Nov 26 22, 12:37 JustDaniel If you're hoping that luck will ensue
while yo... Nov 26 22, 15:05 Larry How much longer will this poo endure
in our lim’... Nov 29 22, 11:10 JustDaniel If she plowed only where some man knew 'er
it... Nov 29 22, 11:17 Larry To make smells fewer still, I suppose
she’ll sta... Nov 30 22, 21:01 JustDaniel She set off her new clothes with a match
making th... Dec 6 22, 18:01 Larry No one tries to catch you when you run
for they th... Dec 9 22, 00:34 JustDaniel Buttered buns make you grow in the rear
so you may... Dec 21 22, 18:59 Larry If you fear playing board games or cards
will soon... Dec 25 22, 11:34 JustDaniel It's no baseless canard; it's just facts
L... Dec 26 22, 06:46
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