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A Limerick is a popular form of short, humorous verse, often nonsensical and frequently ribald. It consists of five lines, rhyming aabba, and the dominant meter is anapestic (a metrical foot composed of two short syllables followed by one long one, as in the word seventeen. 2. A line of verse using this meter; for example, “’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house”), with two feet in the third and fourth lines and three feet in the others. Examples of limerick:
"The limerick packs laughs anatomical into space that is quite economical, But the good ones I’ve seen so seldom are clean and the clean ones so seldom are comical."
"There once was a young man from Kew who found a dead mouse in his stew. Said the waiter, “Don’t shout or wave it about, or the rest will be wanting one too!”
"There was an old man from Peru, who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke in a fright in the middle of the night and found it was perfectly true."
The origin of the term is obscure, but a group of poets in Co. Limerick, Ireland, wrote limericks in Irish in the 18th cent. The first collections in English date from c.1820. Among the most famous are those in E. Lear's Book of Nonsense (1846).
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Cleo_Serapis Limerick Aug 9 03, 17:37 JustDaniel If your pet that goes moo takes a walk
and its but... Jun 3 18, 17:52 Larry Ad hoc yelling at neighbors when you
realize what ... Jun 5 18, 08:39 JustDaniel If they beat you with their black-and-white
and do... Jun 7 18, 06:26 Larry If you’re forthright in yelling “Shove It!”
to... Jun 7 18, 13:16 JustDaniel Since I called Triple-A, it won't sit,
but I s... Jun 7 18, 16:59 Larry I did not pitch a fit and was calm
as I treated my... Jun 8 18, 13:24 JustDaniel With one palm she'd applaud his request;
he... Jun 8 18, 13:31 Larry Saw his whiskers, he’s now at recess
and seems old... Jun 9 18, 20:19 JustDaniel If in Congress you would have a part
I suspect tha... Jun 10 18, 08:11 Larry Any fart has the chance to be billed
as the one sm... Jun 11 18, 07:53 JustDaniel If you're grilling with garlic, your speech
ma... Jun 11 18, 09:58 Larry Sensibilities muffled a screech
when she knew help... Jun 12 18, 08:40 JustDaniel She sprayed bleach in his face with a gun
and he l... Jun 13 18, 09:35 Larry She’d delete every pun and then swear
there was no... Jun 14 18, 18:46 JustDaniel I was kneed by roads scholars. Oh, pair!
Did y... Jun 15 18, 05:57 Larry If your kick causes spots to be bare
I might quest... Jun 15 18, 22:46 JustDaniel So you'd like to share pee from my tubes?
I... Jun 16 18, 09:39 Larry UPS drives through ice in big cubes
painted brown,... Jun 17 18, 10:28 JustDaniel Neither boobs, nor they're rubes, 'cause t... Jun 17 18, 23:41 Larry Having fun with the rhymers at home
was once nice;... Jun 18 18, 23:00 JustDaniel Keep your finest-toothed comb in your drawer,
... Jun 22 18, 09:31 Larry Like post-war, it will sit for two months
left unr... Jun 22 18, 23:17 JustDaniel Please, I don't want to listen to bow'ls,
... Jun 24 18, 06:45 Larry I’d expected some growls as if apes
had consumed f... Jun 24 18, 16:46 JustDaniel I’d expected some growls as if apes
had consumed f... Jun 25 18, 23:32 JustDaniel All these noises at breakfast! What creeps... Jun 25 18, 23:37 Larry All this sound while my dignity sleeps
could be sn... Jun 26 18, 13:29 JustDaniel Lovers called tell a whale of a tale;
I'm afra... Jun 26 18, 14:40 Larry When he latched on whale’s tail he was brought
to ... Jun 27 18, 13:29 JustDaniel Why are ski lessons taught by a sot?
If you're... Jun 28 18, 06:47 Larry If my wife is distraught, maybe you
could console ... Jun 28 18, 11:41 JustDaniel If I'd call her she'd not know my voice,
a... Jun 29 18, 11:38 Larry James Montgomery Boice you might claim
but she is ... Jun 29 18, 18:35 JustDaniel I'm no seeker of fame, 'cause I know
if I ... Jun 30 18, 20:13 Larry If you hope it will grow when you plant
something ... Jul 1 18, 08:53 JustDaniel I don't till in my garden while scant!
Wi... Jul 1 18, 12:59 Larry Lord and Lady would rant if they’re poor,
it would... Jul 2 18, 10:05 JustDaniel If her prattle's producing manure
it is time, ... Jul 5 18, 01:48 Larry To obscure, even if you retire,
might be causing a... Jul 5 18, 17:02 JustDaniel If you've naught to admire in success
there... Jul 5 18, 18:57 Larry If your life is a mess, more or less
and you feel ... Jul 6 18, 21:02 JustDaniel Since you like walkin' 'round in your froc... Jul 8 18, 04:26 Larry To my jock? If my clothes are ripped off
I’m afra... Jul 9 18, 08:43 Larry If it’s making her cough, it contains
a few thread... Jul 17 18, 21:37 JustDaniel If they're stained maybe you should buy yellow... Jul 25 18, 09:25 Larry Being wonderful fellows, we still
try to pick out ... Jul 26 18, 20:44 Larry Though I don’t think our chief ever will
be real a... Aug 11 18, 14:01 JustDaniel If our chief ever does, we would say
it's a ve... Aug 12 18, 06:17 Larry To continue to have some wordplay
we must post unt... Aug 12 18, 18:35 JustDaniel If you're planning to stay until then
we shoul... Aug 13 18, 06:59 Larry The root beers some men have in their dens
aren’t ... Aug 13 18, 13:04 JustDaniel When their favorite team wins they consume
more th... Aug 14 18, 11:31 Larry One’s wife brought to the room for the games
a big... Aug 15 18, 14:51 JustDaniel If your efforts have gone up in flames
you have no... Aug 15 18, 16:07 Larry Who collects for FD? What a shame
that the traffi... Aug 16 18, 09:24 JustDaniel If the guys do not get enough fame
why not go set ... Aug 16 18, 10:53 Larry Larry’s never been game to be dragged
unless he ha... Aug 17 18, 07:53 JustDaniel So you won't hang around with a nag
but I... Aug 21 18, 07:34 Larry In my bag there are many more tricks
like Ben Gay ... Aug 22 18, 14:56 JustDaniel If you're fixing to get a handgun
is it for bu... Aug 24 18, 13:40 Larry If I shoot in a group and just one
of the flock fa... Aug 25 18, 20:06 JustDaniel I have always ducked hunting for fun
I could have ... Aug 28 18, 09:01 Larry Some guys stay with their honeys a while
but a few... Aug 30 18, 12:58 Larry They may walk into Hell single file
to be punished... Sep 6 18, 12:53 Larry Looking down from above with a smile,
the Lord see... Sep 26 18, 17:57 Larry If it’s all in your personal file
that you use whe... Oct 9 18, 10:41 Larry If the cleaning will take you a while
I would ask ... Oct 18 18, 21:39 Larry If you always end up with a smile
that could mean ... Nov 6 18, 23:54 Larry It’s a fact you must finish with style
anything th... Nov 20 18, 12:40 Larry Even if your results aren’t on trial
in a marathon... Dec 4 18, 08:49 Larry If the pile which you cross is a line
of old bones... Dec 12 18, 15:50 JustDaniel If a cannibal wants you supine
I've a feeling ... Dec 15 18, 09:03 Larry Swing on vines and you’d be better off
finding gam... Dec 17 18, 16:15 JustDaniel If the onlookers scoff at your swings
then you may... Dec 17 18, 22:47 Larry With your brand new Ping up you can show
that you’... Dec 19 18, 11:02 JustDaniel I'd be lucky if I could reach par
'cause t... Dec 21 18, 07:06 Larry With a cigar there’s no substitute
for a smoker wh... Dec 24 18, 23:33 JustDaniel If you frighten a cute little girl
you may give lo... Dec 25 18, 07:06 Larry If the local cop’s nightstick was whirled
every ti... Dec 25 18, 10:25 JustDaniel She's tried rocking his world with her smile
b... Dec 26 18, 05:26 Larry Situations are vile when the whole
gross scenario ... Dec 26 18, 16:03 JustDaniel If you try to enlighten a troll
you may find that ... Dec 28 18, 22:06 Larry Ants will seldom come out of their hole
or go out ... Dec 30 18, 23:07 JustDaniel If your friend on the dole does no work
do you thi... Jan 10 19, 21:19 Larry Answering myself:
Like some folks on the dole, sh... Jan 11 19, 15:54 JustDaniel If your dirk is a bloody red pen
stay away from ou... Jan 12 19, 21:22 Larry If you try to keep them in the den
while they’re w... Jan 14 19, 15:58 JustDaniel You pen pigs on the rug in your den?
I imagine tha... Jan 21 19, 16:01 Larry It’s too smelly come Sunday at ten
when the bean d... Jan 22 19, 23:00 JustDaniel It's no sin to be steeled in a game;
you are f... Feb 1 19, 09:18 Larry If you’re maiming Tom when you’re in there
just ma... Feb 1 19, 22:49 JustDaniel Well, the flag-waving here will be spare
since the... Feb 4 19, 09:00 Larry Next year Eagles will be in the air
but they’ll fi... Feb 5 19, 10:38 JustDaniel You would dare wave a New Orleans flag?
Do you thi... Feb 13 19, 15:57 Larry Football muscles I once had now sag
down beneath a... Feb 14 19, 23:50 JustDaniel Limitations assumed from my weight
and I nearly ca... Feb 16 19, 01:04 Larry It’s my fate that I sit on the bench
while I’m wat... Feb 17 19, 23:13 JustDaniel If I'm pinching it won't be a limb
while w... Feb 18 19, 09:49 Larry If some floozy named Kim, you don’t need,
is Karda... Feb 18 19, 20:02 JustDaniel If you're tempted by staring at Guido
as he... Feb 21 19, 16:29
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