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Jul 23 06, 15:40
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Hi all.
I wanted to post a tile to support John (Arnfinn) who is having a surgical procedure tomorrow. After some were attempted, it seems those nasty have invaded his abdominal cavity and they need to get the BOOT!
He will most likely not be online for at least a week, so let's send him our and and well wishes for a speedy recovery!
Thinking of you John!
~Cleo
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Jul 27 06, 06:04
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Hi John,
Thank you for your comments. Likewise, I find your info first class - la creme de la creme, in fact.
I have researched this...
Hi Arnie,
I hope the following helps…
It took me several searches to establish the truth about The Creams Acts. However, here it is (I have re-written for clarity - they were rather thick to start with. Actually, it turns out that micro men do have protection in law. (But look very strange wearing one - like a grasshopper in a transparent cape).
The Creams (Consolidation) Act 1756 (Amended by the Creams (Local Authorities) Act, 2003
Purveyors of “Fresh Dairy Cream” shall not, knowingly or otherwise, vend any artificial cream, including those made from vegetable matter, goat’s milk, sheep milk and kangaroo dung.
Cream globules shall not (clotting varieties excepted) be of such a size or density as to impede the free-flowing actions of micro men.
Cream sold must always be fit for purpose. That purpose, unless specific reference be made, shall be as a food comestible. Older or very pongy cream may be sold for other purposes, providing the labelling is clear and precise and specific reference is made to its dodgy eating qualities.
Purveyors of Fresh dairy cream shall make provision for micro men to take frequent saunas in between cream-tunnelling.
All purveyors of fresh cream must obtain a licence. These are obtainable by bribing a Home Office Immigration Official.
Best wishes,
Micro man.
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Jul 29 06, 01:48
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Creative Chieftain

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QUOTE (Jox @ Jul 27 06, 11:04 )  Hi John,
Thank you for your comments. Likewise, I find your info first class - la creme de la creme, in fact.
I'm Glad I was of some Help
I have researched this...
Hi Arnie,
I hope the following helps…
It took me several searches to establish the truth about The Creams Acts. However, here it is (I have re-written for clarity - they were rather thick to start with. Actually, it turns out that micro men do have protection in law. (But look very strange wearing one - like a grasshopper in a transparent cape).
I'm with ya James
The Creams (Consolidation) Act 1756 (Amended by the Creams (Local Authorities) Act, 2003
Well James, I'm pleased, you have some control over the covert cream caper where you live. Down here we've got nuthin
Purveyors of “Fresh Dairy Cream” shall not, knowingly or otherwise, vend any artificial cream, including those made from vegetable matter, goat’s milk, sheep milk and kangaroo dung.
Cream globules shall not (clotting varieties excepted) be of such a size or density as to impede the free-flowing actions of micro men.
Mate, micro men have got made down here they're running Amock!
Cream sold must always be fit for purpose. That purpose, unless specific reference be made, shall be as a food comestible. Older or very pongy cream may be sold for other purposes, providing the labelling is clear and precise and specific reference is made to its dodgy eating qualities.
Very sensible.
Purveyors of Fresh dairy cream shall make provision for micro men to take frequent saunas in between cream-tunnelling.
Good Idea, but it's hard ta find them, they're microscopic!
All purveyors of fresh cream must obtain a licence. These are obtainable by bribing a Home Office Immigration Official.
Wish I could James, but it's too late!
Best wishes,
Micro man. MICRO MAN! What happened to James?Whats happening down in Australia is disgusting. Unrestrained micro men jumping into cream, whipping up a frenzy, having micro-orginisms and turning everything into yoghurt. YUK! Makes me feel sick! They're even capturing their antics on microfilm and making a fortune selling pictures on the Web.
Though, they have their good points. I must give credit where credit's due...I've swallowed about 6 billion today and they're in me innards nocking out bad buggers. It's their seedy side I dont like. There again, what a person, and for that case micro men do in their spare time is their business. So I think I'll turn a blind eye.  Arnie
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Cleo_Serapis Wishing John well in hospital Jul 23 06, 15:40 Toumai Hugs and best wishes, John
We'll all be think... Jul 23 06, 15:59 Jox Arnie,
When you read this I hope you'll reali... Jul 23 06, 16:38 Nina Hugs and best wishes from me as well Arnie and I h... Jul 23 06, 16:38 JLY John,
I wish you a speedy recovery. Look forward t... Jul 25 06, 06:24 Arnfinn G'day Lori
Thank ya for your thoughts ... Jul 26 06, 05:27 Arnfinn How are ya Fran.
Thank you for your wellwishes.... Jul 26 06, 05:47 Arnfinn G'day James,
Yeah, I'm out and Okay...Tho... Jul 26 06, 06:01 Jox >A> G'day James,
G'day John - great... Jul 26 06, 06:12  Arnfinn QUOTE (Jox @ Jul 26 06, 11:12 ) >A... Jul 27 06, 05:37 Arnfinn Hi Nina
Yeah, I'm back home. Looking for... Jul 26 06, 06:19 Arnfinn Good day, John
Thank you for your interest and... Jul 26 06, 06:30 Toumai Good to see you back on line, John
Hope they we... Jul 26 06, 06:58  Arnfinn QUOTE (Toumai @ Jul 26 06, 11:58 ) Good t... Jul 27 06, 05:48 Aphrodite Hello John~
I have been so out-of-touch these day... Jul 26 06, 18:19  Arnfinn QUOTE (Aphrodite @ Jul 26 06, 23:19 ) Hel... Jul 27 06, 05:54
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