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Cleo_Serapis
post Jul 23 06, 15:40
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Hi all. gnome.gif

I wanted to post a tile to support John (Arnfinn) who is having a surgical procedure tomorrow. After some prescription.gif were attempted, it seems those nasty gnome.gif gnome.gif gnome.gif have invaded his abdominal cavity and they need to get the BOOT! police.gif medusa.gif

He will most likely not be online for at least a week, so let's send him our GroupHug.gif GroupHug.gif and kiss.gif kiss.gif and well wishes for a speedy recovery! cheer.gif chef.gif

Thinking of you John! lifepreserver.gif troy.gif

~Cleo unicorn.gif


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post Jul 27 06, 06:04
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Hi John,

Thank you for your comments. Likewise, I find your info first class - la creme de la creme, in fact.

I have researched this...

Hi Arnie,

I hope the following helps…

It took me several searches to establish the truth about The Creams Acts. However, here it is (I have re-written for clarity - they were rather thick to start with. Actually, it turns out that micro men do have protection in law. (But look very strange wearing one - like a grasshopper in a transparent cape).

The Creams (Consolidation) Act 1756 (Amended by the Creams (Local Authorities) Act, 2003

Purveyors of “Fresh Dairy Cream” shall not, knowingly or otherwise, vend any artificial cream, including those made from vegetable matter, goat’s milk, sheep milk and kangaroo dung.

Cream globules shall not (clotting varieties excepted) be of such a size or density as to impede the free-flowing actions of micro men.

Cream sold must always be fit for purpose. That purpose, unless specific reference be made, shall be as a food comestible. Older or very pongy cream may be sold for other purposes, providing the labelling is clear and precise and specific reference is made to its dodgy eating qualities.

Purveyors of Fresh dairy cream shall make provision for micro men to take frequent saunas in between cream-tunnelling.

All purveyors of fresh cream must obtain a licence. These are obtainable by bribing a Home Office Immigration Official.

Best wishes,

Micro man.
 
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