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Alan
post Sep 11 10, 06:45
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MEN CAN MULTI-TASK

I wish to vehemently protest
the wicked feminist canard
that men can’t multi-task.


Today, after intense practice,
I managed to pee
and think of sex ....

Alan McAlpine Douglas


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Alan
post Sep 12 10, 09:09
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Dear Snow,

Thank you.

Do you really want to know ? In a small locked room !

Love
Alan


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Eisa
post Sep 13 10, 15:49
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QUOTE (Alan @ Sep 12 10, 15:09 ) *
Dear Snow,

Thank you.

Do you really want to know ? In a small locked room !

Love
Alan


I'll just use my imagination! rofl.gif

Love Snow Snowflake.gif


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