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Feb 18 16, 08:56
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tripped two adversaries in relay race
had to laugh when one baton flew past
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Feb 18 16, 15:36
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flue passed fire marshal's inspection this fall
guaranteed through winter but added escape clause
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Feb 19 16, 09:46
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escaped Claus left soot and cookie crumbs on the table
presents under tree gone
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Mar 7 16, 19:05
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gone but not forgotten because next years
chocolate chip cookies will contain some ex-lax
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Mar 9 16, 09:10
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some ExLax in your to-go chocolate shake
a promised night to leave you flushed
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Mar 11 16, 14:29
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flushed with pride the toddler is smiling
pull-ups have now replaced the old diapers
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Mar 11 16, 20:09
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diapers not necessary for adults in Hawaii
no one living there is in continent
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Mar 12 16, 14:37
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in continents there are plates filled with rocks
mud pies are made without crusts
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Mar 13 16, 15:46
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without crust pie-eaters have no gluten worries
crusty old bakers eat their hats
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Mar 15 16, 08:37
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eating hats adds fiber to goat’s diet
having to eat your own gets yours
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Mar 23 16, 17:06
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butchers who chew fat are cut-ups
they lean on their side punching laugh tracks
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Mar 27 16, 18:49
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laugh tracks around eyes makes them twinkle
frowns leave wrinkles and a permanent scowl
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Mar 29 16, 04:05
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peppermint coil of formed candy canes
decorate your living room for tomorrow's obese teenagers
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Apr 11 16, 09:29
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obese teen ages quickly after contracting diabetes
it’s a deal even lawyers can’t break
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Apr 12 16, 22:48
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can't bake in oven with gas turned off
of course you could use electricity
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Apr 15 16, 09:00
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electricity is dangerous when care isn’t taken
without ovens it still cooks your goose
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Apr 22 16, 01:53
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cooked goose results from becoming enraged:
after being given the bird you road rage
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Apr 22 16, 23:53
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erode rage when old by counting to ten
you’ll soon forget why you’re counting
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Apr 29 16, 01:55
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count, discount, viscount, miscount
accounting for all these numbers will simply make me number
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May 9 16, 21:24
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number me among those who like math
and use brains not computers for answers
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