Loglimerhyme, Larry Jennings' variant of Logarhyme w/ 332332 pulse meter Options

[JustDaniel]

If your skin's not appealing to you
go and visit your local free zoo
and see what those guys wear.
There ain't one who has prettier feet,
and the hands that they have can't defeat
yours; they touch my heart here.

[Larry]

Touch my heart here and there in this space
is a good cardiologist’s place
but it might skip a beat
if arrhythmia is what I have
or perhaps a defective heart valve.
Say a prayer and repeat.

[JustDaniel]

Stay in prayer every day and repeat
realization that God's on his seat
in his Heavenly realm.
There is nothing will happen to me
that His heart and his eyes cannot see;
not one thing overwhelms.

[Larry]

Not one thing overwhelms me these days
and when bested, I always give praise;
for all excellent things
bring me knowledge with minimal cost
and except for my wife, I’m not bossed.
That’s what retirement brings.

[JustDaniel]

If retirement is bringing you peace
and you've left that big house for a lease
to a place at the beach
I congratulate you for your place
'mongst the gaggle of souls who have grace
to know how far to reach.

[Larry]

Knowing how far to reach for a pun
when you’re playing with words is much fun
but with that being said,
there are colors involved when you write
and imagination’s guileless plight
is if someone bright read.

[JustDaniel]

If we're waiting for someone who's bright
to read words that we piddled so trite
I'm embarrassed to say
that I shoulda spoke smarter 'n' cool
so those subsequent readers c'n rool
whether I should have sway.

[Larry]

Weather guy should have swayed with the wind
telling us when the big storm would end
by reporting the facts
he was given by those who should know
but he blew away during the show;
nature gave him the axe.

[JustDaniel]

Nature gave him the axe in the woods
where the trees produce lumber and goods
that we use in our house.
But today, when the hemlock fell down
it would land on his shoulder and crown,
made a widow of spouse.

[Larry]

Made a widow of spouse, I’ll attest
but that’s how Nature works. She knows best
and besides, her design
lets that little black spider consume
her old mate to give babies some room
upon which he would dine.

[JustDaniel]

If you dine on the witch in the room
then it's likely you're keeping your groom
for a later small meal.
He may still be uneasy a while
so if you have a bit of that guile
he will fall for your deal.

[Larry]

He will fall for your deal; suckers do
and they’re born every day but a few
learn their lessons real quick.
They realize that the warnings from youth
told by parents was really the truth.
Most “too good’s” are a trick.

[JustDaniel]

If you're looking for tricks, that ain't good;
you would better spend money for food
or just put it away.
Spend more time with your wife every night;
if you do, it is sure that the light
will burst forth a new day.

[Larry]

Will bursts forth each new day when I write
even if it might be something trite
but the question is this;
why do folks come to read but not share
their ideas with us all. Don’t they care?
Something must be amiss.

[JustDaniel]

Every girl is a miss or a missus
who has come to reject all those kisses
that you're seeking to share.
Maybe you should try this with a tranny
or a transgender guy or a granny?
It's your her-she despair.

[Larry]

You despair that the he-she debate
has ballooned until there is a spate
of transgenders confused
so I have information to share.
Procreation’s equipment down there
should be used, not abused.

[JustDaniel]

When equipment down there is abused
it's not likely that you'll be amused
by the trouble it makes.
Former innies are outies and sacs
can't be found, and the number of cracks
ain't the same, heaven's sakes!

[Larry]

Heaven’s shakes aren’t the same as on Earth
where we wobble a bit from its birth
and the quakes which we feel
are in fact, just the tectonic plates
on the move, rearranging some states
and may make a new hill.
My big fear is the nukes nations build
as they strive for more mega-ton yield
on this planet of ours
and if buttons are pushed we’re all dead.
When that happens, I hope my soul’s fled
to sing in Heaven’s choirs.

[JustDaniel]

If you sing, heaven's choirs are for you
when you slip off from earth for a new
place to live on for aye.
It's a place where we go when we're done...
whether naturally or by gun...
for the trip we can't pay.

[Larry]

For that trip we all pay a big price
but folks say that it is kind of nice.
In what way could they know?
I guess near-death experience might
let their souls fly to follow the light.
I’ll enjoy the show.