Loglimerhyme, Larry Jennings' variant of Logarhyme w/ 332332 pulse meter Options

[Larry]

When you come back to us you’ll have scars
on your face emulating the cars
that roll up and down streets
but that asphalt is rough on your skin
and an ass’ fault to do it again
so we don’t want repeats.

[JustDaniel]

It's a tough guy who wants to repeat
fallin' face-down right there in the street
but his butt is clean
'til the pain grows somewhere in his belly
an' the poop flows like PB and jelly
oozin' out between.

[Larry]

Oozing out between slices of toast
are ingredients I love the most
for my breakfast or snack
but your use and analogous pick
when referring to poop makes me sick,
now those PBJ sandwiches I’ll lack.

[JustDaniel]

If you're lacking the mourn's PBJ
it's as though all the skies turned to gray
so the sun hasn't shined.
Spread the PB and J a bit thin
on your toast so it won't ooze, to then
leave your trauma behind.

[Larry]

There you go with behinds, trauma stays
while my stomach is growling; eyes glaze
and again with the ooze.
I’ll just eat muffulettas instead
with a nice olive salad for spread;
as a meal, you can’t lose.

[JustDaniel]

If you're losing your meals to the mice
then perhaps you could use some advice:
keep your kitchen more clean!
If you're constantly leaving out crumbs
and set out lots of food for your chums,
mice will take years to wean!

[Larry]

If it takes years to wean mice you raise
then they must be for pets or a maze
and you wear a lab coat
but the mice in my house lose their lives
as do all of their children and wives
and my cats sit and gloat.

[JustDaniel]

If your cat sits and gloats when you trip,
later comes to lick blood off your lip
and you pat on its head,
you're a sucker for bad pet abuse
so beware that your dog might seduce
you to be overfed.

[Larry]

Overfeeding one’s pet is abuse
and for that there can be no excuse
for a friend you adore,
gout and pain in their joints plus the weight
may cause things you don’t anticipate
when they go on your floor.

[Larry]

If they go on the floor clean it up
and remind yourself, she’s just a pup
that you haven’t yet trained
to request a short trip out of doors
and when business is done, she explores
with a friend she has gained.

[JustDaniel]

If she's gained a new friend while in heat
you had best not your walk there repeat
lest she have some new pups.
Find a place in your yard she can poo
where the visitors are she and you
and where no suitor sups.

[Larry]

Suitors sup in the sleazy nowhere
as they try to convince women there
they’re the best they can do
but the ladies with class or a brain
never frequent such dives and abstain
allures of an old shoe.

[JustDaniel]

If allured by a shoe that is old
or because of the hue of its mold
you should find things to do
that have value; perhaps you could write
a great ode, even something that's trite
and then take a long poo.

[Larry]

If you take a long poo, bring a book
that you’ve read and others overlook
for the roll may be short
so when business is done, you’ve no qualm
in extracting a page for your palm;
use the index to start.

[JustDaniel]

If you start with your index to poo
I will say I feel sorry that you
must get going that way;
try a laxative when you relax
and I think you will find you won't tax
that long digit. Okay?

[Larry]

That long digit's okay when you point
but I doubt anyone would anoint
it with something like poo.
Like proctologist who might suggest
an inspection after your behest
that the middle will do.

[JustDaniel]

If you're greeting your friends with the middle
I'd suggest you'll do nothing but piddle
all alone at your home;
outstretched arms or at least a handshake
the beginning of friendships remake
and could end your syndrome.

Incorrect original:

If you're greeting your friends with the middle
I'd suggest you'll do nothing but piddle
all alone at home;
outstretched arms or at least a handshake
the beginning of friendships remake
and could end your syndrome.

[Larry]

If you use your sin drone you could end
up in court with no one to defend
privacy’s you’ve incurred
for your neighbors with pets will all say
they thought it was a large bird of prey
and gunshots were then heard.

[JustDaniel]

If you're hearing gunshots in your yard
it's much harder to be a good bard,
'cause you're dropping your pen.
Find a quieter place then to write
where the shots can't be heard and your sight
is on what, how and when.


Incorrect original:

If you're hearing gunshots in your yard
it's much harder to be a good bard,
'cause you drop your pen.
Find a quieter place then to write
where the shots can't be heard and your sight
is on how and when.

[Larry]

How and when on a Loglimerhyme
is three sets with three beats every time
except two in the third
so the metrical flow, da da dum
won’t disturb those who read because some
think it’s missing a word.



Sorry Daniel!