I'm giving you a ticket For speeding on your broom You must have had your foot down I heard your sonic boom.
Please officer, forgive me For using excess speed I don't feel quite myself today I smoked some magic weed.
Then you're not fit for driving You ignorant old hag So climb down off that broomstick And blow into this bag.
Dear officer, your rudeness Has really made my day Now you can be a piglet And I'll be on my way.
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