For discovery of brand new species, must I travel quite so far as Fiji? Would have hopped a flight, board boats, trains and cars, better not for fear of contracting SARS.
Ordered steak at local bistro instead, good as next table’s, cloned heifer was pledged. Out on the range my prize cow has gone mad. My bird’s flu turned me queasy just a tad.
"Fear not!" hailed everlasting tomato, three more months till the low-carb potato. The other night my lettuce took my hand and lobbied me to vote and lift what’s banned.
“Damn…” he said, “time tested biology. Full speed ahead with biotechnology!”
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