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Real Name: Alan McAlpine Douglas
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MEN CAN MULTI-TASK
I wish to vehemently protest the wicked feminist canard that men can’t multi-task.
Today, after intense practice, I managed to pee and think of sex ....
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HAHAHAHA .... Oh thank you Alan for such a soul lifting smile. I LOVED it. I wouldn't change a syllable.
Best Wishes, Liz
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Dear Liz,
And YOU are also very good for my soul, thank you for the appreciation.
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Hey Alan - LOL!!!!!!
This has certainly given me a giggle - when I started reading I didn't expect the twist at the end. I'm left wondering where you got the idea for writing this!
Love Snow
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Live one day at a time -it's simpler that way. Laugh loud & often - it's medicinal. Write from the heart - it's therapeutic. Beauty comes from within - the outer is just skin!
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Dear Snow,
Thank you.
Do you really want to know ? In a small locked room !
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I didn't get the Lyndon Johnson connection, but all the more, it brings a smile. You are a good soul to nurture, My friend... glad to be back online...
Hugs, Liz
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QUOTE (Alan @ Sep 12 10, 15:09 )
Dear Snow,
Thank you.
Do you really want to know ? In a small locked room !
Love Alan
I'll just use my imagination!
Love Snow
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Dear Liz and Snow,
Thank you both. Nice to see you prolonging my little joke.