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post Aug 6 04, 00:54
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Glad you enjoyed it Cleo,
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Hi Jim!

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Tickling the funny bone is a great way to ease into our home!  :pharoah2

When I first read this piece, I thought of that movie, "Independence Day" where Randy Quaid's character dusts the wrong crop! LOL.gif

Mother Nature at her finest! MAN! We actually had a skunk here at work Monday who wanted IN our building, when the security guard wouldn't allow it, he sprayed the front entrance and MAN, I think I still SMELL him!  medusa.gif

Thanks for the chuckle!
Cheers!  cheer.gif

~Cleo  Pharoah.gif


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post Aug 4 04, 01:16
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Hello Jim the Rapid-Fire,

Welcome to MM! wave.gif Humor's always a good place to start at a new place. I'm fairly new here myself, but have had a great time thus far. If people can't laugh together, what else can they do?

Watch out, you're a stationary target there!  As the passing tornado says to the maid: who's dusting who? Okay, bad joke. laugh.gif

May your time here be a joyous one.

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post Aug 3 04, 23:02
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Time to fire up the crop duster now,
the old thing still flies, but I don’t know how.
Off the ground, flying low near the field,
have to spray to improve the yield.

Sure have a lot of fields to do,
all my own, and others too.
So many farmers rely on me,
but my services are not free.

Just about to make my last pass,
when that dern thing ran out of gas.
Landed in the field of Farmer Brown,
couldn’t believe what then went down.

Jumped out of my plane, and hit the dirt,
then I spotted this little black and white squirt.
He taught me a whole lot more that day,
about what you can do with aerial spray.0
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