‡ Why Nut us ? ‡
Have you ever been slighted left out not included ignored
now you know how nuts feel from almonds to walnuts never have any fun except peanuts
only ones converted to a butter this omission has severely affected the nut community
Statistics show there are more cases of bi-polar activity depression, emotional stress absence of love
How can they endure why has the peanut been singled out as the only nut to enjoy supreme notoriety
don’t you wish you could have a cashew butter and jelly sandwich for a change or a banana and pecan butter
yes we know nuts have other uses but the butter and jelly sandwich reigns supreme think of how a macadamia butter and chocolate cup treat would taste
This all started, when I opened the kitchen cabinet and there was just the jar of peanut butter
choices, why don’t I have any.. peanuts are leading a conspiracy to deprive us of a life of happiness, change and joy
It’s now the time for all nuts to rise up and declare recognition and conversion to a butter form
write to your congressman today “ let’s all us nuts get into the act " ° ° ° ° \ºº/
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