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Treehugger Santa, MMHC 2007 Finalist |
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Nov 19 07, 20:05
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Ornate Oracle
Group: Centurion
Posts: 4,592
Joined: 31-October 03
From: New Jersey
Member No.: 39
Real Name: John
Writer of: Poetry
Referred By:Larry Carr
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TREEHUGGER SANTA
Santa's gone mad, I'm told, he's now soft in the head and a bit hard in his heart, his cheeks pale, no longer red.
He's spending too much time on that damn internet again, joined a cult with weird ideas, geeky, weenie ones they spin.
Santa's been rambling of late, "children are our salvation, they'll inherit the world someday saving us from degradation."
He's lost his jolly soul somehow; I don't get his new practical bit, he cares more for Mother Nature then he does for my selfish spirit.
I sat on his lap the other night, gave him my three page list, Santa whispered in my ear, "you don't need these to exist."
I tried my best to get away but this overweight buffoon shouted in my surprised face the toys I needed to prune.
"Think green and healthy, go natural , get organic, wood is good" Santa bellowed; this nonsense has me in a panic.
Green this and green that, I'm tired of this liberal bent my beloved Santa now embraces and is afraid to circumvent.
Global warming is a joke, the North Pole has ice and snow give Al Gore a tree to plant, in a garden to grow; ho, ho, ho.
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