Southern Explanations, Limericks Options

[Larry]

Peggy, you asked for it so here are a couple.


Listen Slower

In the South where the vowels are round
And gentility’s worth we expound
You’ll hear Mom ‘n ‘em say,
“Y’all come back, straight away!”
Northern ears don’t hear words, just a sound!


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Conservation

Way down south where life’s pace is a crawl
Some folks think that we talk with a drawl
But we’re trying to curb
Excess use of a verb
And pronouns when we’re asking, “How Y’all”?



Note: Last line of Conservation was "And some nouns..." which has been edited.

[Larry]

Hey Mayo & Mark,

Thanks for stopping by.

Mayo, you are probably correct in your assessment of why "your man" smiles. I just had to write this limerick for you:

Results

Once a sweet Belle with southern accent
Curled men’s hair when she wanted to vent.
With results from her ire,
Lips and voice did conspire.
Her man’s smile was the only extent

Mark, my intent was to poke fun at the way we talk down her, so I thought of a number of dimeter combinations for that first limerick but thought I'd just post one of them to see if anyone had some other suggestions. Here are a couple more for you to peruse

In the South where the vowels are round
And gentility’s worth we expound
There's the unspoken word
That's between what occurred
Northern ears don’t hear meaning, just sound

or

In the South where the vowels are round
And gentility’s worth we expound
“grits ’n aigs” is a meal
and “m’on baak” an appeal
Northern ears don’t hear words, just sound!

I've a few more but these might be enough for now. Hope it's better!

Larry

[mayo]

Very funny, Larry. Thanks.

mayo