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Jan 30 23, 17:14
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veal can't produce milk once it's been slaughtered udderly useless
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Feb 1 23, 21:19
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udders are used less when milk cows birth a bull calf; his fate is re-vealed
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Feb 2 23, 12:55
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re vealing fate: females will be nurtured but not males... no bull!
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Feb 5 23, 00:34
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no bales for the mules, they just wanted a square meal but got a round one
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Feb 5 23, 07:16
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only one round farmer squaring with donkey kicked in first second
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Feb 7 23, 01:45
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he kicked for second on a preplanned hit and run; bat missed, ball ruined head
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Feb 8 23, 13:33
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bat-mist hit his head as line drive passed the fielder; slid into second
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Feb 11 23, 20:27
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in seconds he slid off the twisting mountain road; a turn for the worst
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in seconds he slid driving past the butcher shop; U-turn for the wurst
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Feb 12 23, 06:59
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u-turn for the worst to be sure it's well stuffed released air shrill
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Feb 19 23, 11:31
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shrill air is released when squeezing a skinny pig; squeals comes from both ends
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Feb 19 23, 14:51
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squeals from both ends during flu season di-diarrhea
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Feb 21 23, 11:43
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to dye a Rhea use a bright yellow color; Big Bird flew the coop.
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Feb 21 23, 18:56
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Big Bird's flu a coup for Oscar the Grouch quiet trash can
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Feb 26 23, 09:23
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trash can be quiet if you don’t throw food away, a Raccoon's buffet
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Feb 26 23, 16:50
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a raw coon buffet drawing many a wolf; cute chick does too
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Feb 27 23, 12:20
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two does are cute chicks to an old buck who’s in heat; dilemmas have horns
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Feb 28 23, 16:39
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dilemmas with horns poking a man in the ribs; his Emma loves dills
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Mar 2 23, 09:13
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his dill enema surprised the browsing old goat; puckering both ends
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Mar 3 23, 16:25
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puckered at both ends sausage sucks up the grindings; intestinal food
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Mar 7 23, 17:12
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intestinal flood is known as an enema; cleans out your whistle
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