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Sep 10 13, 15:30
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retreads get tired of company big wheels; a lot of hot air
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Sep 11 13, 16:26
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a lot with hot air can be filled with old used cars and lying salesmen
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Sep 11 13, 20:45
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un-lying salesman needs to give it a rest; don't stand up in bed!
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Sep 16 13, 23:56
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bad stand-ups don’t end they’ll just be laughed off the stage in their salad daze
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Sep 17 13, 19:02
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in their salad days Lettice Wall Knutt and Apple enjoyed ranch dressing
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Sep 20 13, 12:54
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ranch enjoined dressing except for boots and Stetsons bare-back riding club
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Oct 7 13, 07:07
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bear-back riding club lost all its members last year... escape claws
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Oct 15 13, 14:27
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escaped Santa Claus after you've left puberty, you have all your gifts
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Oct 17 13, 10:24
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gifts reduced by half when family's on a budget; Santa can't budge it
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Oct 18 13, 13:55
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Santa can pudge out eating cookies at each stop; sleighing his reindeer
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Oct 22 13, 18:57
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sleigh runs over deer when its un-serviced brakes fail; Santa's face turns red
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Oct 23 13, 23:15
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rude farce turns Santa into a liar and cheat; toys in the closet
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Oct 24 13, 16:02
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out of the closet comes Santa's chief dwarf; he'd been under wraps
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Oct 24 13, 23:52
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has been under raps works for the phone company singing bell jingles
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Oct 25 13, 09:25
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stingy bully Bill collects lunch money; hungry for cash
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Oct 30 13, 14:31
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hung Ray for the cash that he stole from the bank vault bad combination
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Nov 1 13, 07:02
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bad carbonation: ice cream soda blows up leaving root beer flat
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Nov 11 13, 09:44
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leaving bare roof flat causes problems when it rains, snow makes it flatter.
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Nov 23 13, 18:21
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snow doesn't flatter; it may slip one in on you with melt and refreeze
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Dec 3 13, 17:09
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referees will meld knowledge with technology when ayes become crossed
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