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If that diet you heed doesn’t show some reduction in girth down below, I’d suggest you cut back on that twice daily snack. Take one bite and the other part throw.
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When power leads man toward arrogance, poetry reminds him of his limitations. When power narrows the areas of man's concern, poetry reminds him of the richness and diversity of his existence. When power corrupts, poetry cleanses.
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If you throw up beyond the first bite then the diet you chose ain't so bright Perhaps dietician could help your condition so you don't eat all that's in sight!
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When you eat everything that’s in sight your omnivorous ways are your plight for what’s now in your gut will soon exit your butt and you’ll sleep on the toilet each night.
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When power leads man toward arrogance, poetry reminds him of his limitations. When power narrows the areas of man's concern, poetry reminds him of the richness and diversity of his existence. When power corrupts, poetry cleanses.
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Kindness is a seed sown by the gentlest hand, growing care's flowers.
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If you fall fast asleep in the loo all your dreamin' will turn into poo Wipe your rear and begone and be sure that you don all your clothes, whether old, worn or new
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When you’re putting on clothes, new or old to stay warm when it’s icy and cold; as the layers increase some may think you’re obese but you’ve suffered no harm, you just rolled.
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When power leads man toward arrogance, poetry reminds him of his limitations. When power narrows the areas of man's concern, poetry reminds him of the richness and diversity of his existence. When power corrupts, poetry cleanses.
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Kindness is a seed sown by the gentlest hand, growing care's flowers.
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Joined: 2-August 03
From: Southwest New Jersey, USA
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If you're suffering harm from the mold you had best come inside from the cold You can bathe in the loo while avoiding the poo and you will not be flushed, truth be told
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Slow down; things will go faster!
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