Limerick, Poetic Form Exercise Options

[Larry]

If that diet you heed doesn’t show
some reduction in girth down below,
I’d suggest you cut back
on that twice daily snack.
Take one bite and the other part throw.

[JustDaniel]

If you throw up beyond the first bite
then the diet you chose ain't so bright
Perhaps dietician
could help your condition
so you don't eat all that's in sight!

[Larry]

When you eat everything that’s in sight
your omnivorous ways are your plight
for what’s now in your gut
will soon exit your butt
and you’ll sleep on the toilet each night.

[JustDaniel]

If you fall fast asleep in the loo
all your dreamin' will turn into poo
Wipe your rear and begone
and be sure that you don
all your clothes, whether old, worn or new

[Larry]

When you’re putting on clothes, new or old
to stay warm when it’s icy and cold;
as the layers increase
some may think you’re obese
but you’ve suffered no harm, you just rolled.

[JustDaniel]

If you're suffering harm from the mold
you had best come inside from the cold
You can bathe in the loo
while avoiding the poo
and you will not be flushed, truth be told

[Larry]

Are you flushed when the truth has been told
which negates all the lies you've extolled?
Will your Democrat line
fill more coffins of pine?
When you die, your rewards will be doled.

[JustDaniel]

If you dole out rewards when you die
benefactors with bless you and sigh
"What a wonderful man
though he lost all his tan
since he stayed inside eating pot pie"

[Larry]

When you’re eating pot pie, stay at home.
It is safer for you not to roam.
Why not roll up a joint;
you’ll get to the same point:
brainless as a concrete garden gnome.

[JustDaniel]

If you cast garden gnomes in concrete
they could be a great bane to bare feet
If you make them with wood
they could be termite food
so use concrete, with placing discreet.