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Oct 25 17, 10:25
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When the wife comes to supper he’ll do anything that she wants and won’t stew about housework that sucks because she makes the bucks and sometimes she will give him a few.
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Oct 28 17, 00:05
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You are right that I will get a few, but next month she'll retire, so my new part-time job must suffice for my needs and what vice I may have, 'long with my morning brew.
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Oct 30 17, 08:47
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Longing for morning brew means you may be dependent on it for your day to begin when you ‘wake and without it you shake; that’s how Starbucks is out making hay.
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Oct 30 17, 11:02
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Starbucks must make its bucks without me; any coffee is fine, so I'm free to go Burger King, Wawa or any pop-mama to be my caffeine addressee.
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Oct 31 17, 23:15
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Addressing caffeine needs is my goal every morning so I can control the right color and strength, I’ll go to any length up to drinking it from a large bowl.
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Nov 1 17, 16:46
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If you're drinking it from that large bowl, urine trouble, 'cause on down that hole is the place it should go! Larry, it's apropos you'd have greater caffeine self-control.
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Nov 4 17, 22:29
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For yourself to have caffeine control you must measure it well when you dole so there’s not any waste and it’s brewed to your taste; perked and hot with your bagel or roll.
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Nov 9 17, 16:11
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It's your role to fix bagels and toast for your breakfast guys, since you're the host. Set out cream cheese and jelly with butter; your belly will say it's well-filled and engrossed.
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Nov 10 17, 19:13
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Will you say it is gross when it’s filled with your compost and none of it spilled? Grab the handle or crank and then give it a yank, add some worms and you’re going to be thrilled.
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Nov 15 17, 07:39
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Since you're thrilled to eat worms from the garden you invite me to join you. Hey, pardon me, Larry, but you have a screw loose or two. (I will not let my noodles so harden!)
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Nov 15 17, 14:13
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If your noodle has hardened you’ll let any moisture and warmth get it wet which might help it grow limper without any whimper from someone who wanted to pet.
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Nov 16 17, 23:40
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So you're petting your noodles now, Larry? Do you let them sit out 'til they're hairy, then put them in cages and onto your pages in Facebook?! Just try marinari!
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Nov 18 17, 15:11
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When on Facebook you try marinari to increase hits ‘till they become scary but the sauces nice flavor won’t help them to savor your posts so I doubt they will tarry.
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Nov 19 17, 14:11
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If folks tarry a while on our posts they could chuckle... or just remain ghosts who come in and go out. If they do, we won't pout, 'cause we're gracious and diligent hosts.
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Nov 20 17, 23:09
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Being gracious and diligent hosts, we both try to critique all the posts that we read; with concise words which help. We’ll be nice and try hard to refrain from the roasts.
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Nov 21 17, 16:32
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Sometimes hard to refrain from a roast of pomes' content or lack of it -- posts that leave questions I'd ask far too great for the task while the author meanwhile seems to boast.
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Nov 21 17, 23:03
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Seems another mean wile was a boast that he’d penned what he thought a wry toast to himself for success but I’d like to digress with advice, “wooden posts shouldn’t post.”
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Nov 26 17, 08:35
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Wooden posts -- you should heed this advice -- should be treated, to be quite precise, if you're building a fence. You will save the expense of rebuilding; you won't do it twice.
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Nov 27 17, 22:59
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Do it twice and you’ll never rebuild when you finish the job, you’ll be thrilled ‘cause you took time to measure each piece of your treasure and that dream, “home sweet home”, is fulfilled.
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Nov 28 17, 07:25
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By the time "home sweet home" is fulfilled and the brew that you've made is distilled you may be growing old or be turning too mold or at least your poor piggies are chilled.
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