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Sep 17 17, 12:11
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All your fields for the coming of fall will lie fallow, grow nothing at all except tall grass and weeds upon which a cow feeds then excretes with foul smells that appall.
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Sep 18 17, 11:12
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If a pall-bearer excretes a smell and you know who it is, never tell if his name is so weird all your tries would be jeered when you ever attempt it to spell
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Sep 19 17, 10:23
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When you’re ever attempting a spell that you found in a strange bookstore sale make sure frog’s hair and eyes of a newt are supplies you can get, and some bat wings as well.
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Sep 20 17, 10:59
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If you've dropped bats and newts in the well don't regret that you can't do a spell 'cause the letters are hard to arrange like a bard would to light fire 'neath our clientele.
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Sep 21 17, 00:00
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Fires beneath clientele I would light if I thought heating butts would ignite interest or their muse but I fear I’d abuse ham on wry that I wouldn’t dare bite.
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Sep 28 17, 11:41
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You'd eschew ham on wry on a dare? Such an action I don't think is fair 'cause it's all that I speak ... along with some cheek. Might we then lose our concessionaire?
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Sep 29 17, 20:25
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We won’t lose our concession on air which we bottle and sell as a spare in China and L.A. where the smog comes each day and the oxygen levels are rare.
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Sep 30 17, 09:38
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Since the oxygen level is rare do you have any O you can spare? My compressor is broken and I ain't a-jokin' that my nose won't bring in enough air.
By the way, it's working just fine!
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Oct 3 17, 13:25
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If your nose won’t bring in enough air you can use “breath-rite” strips, put a pair to make sure nostrils stay opened up all the way but be careful; misuse makes them flair.
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Oct 3 17, 15:23
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So your Missus has nostrils that flare? I think some of the things that you dare knowing she'll not approve. My friend, it would behoove you to take your Love out... say, the fair?
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Oct 4 17, 21:36
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I am taking my love to the fair with our crafts which she makes to sell there and show her expertise in some things which will please many folks. Hope they all buy a spare.
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Oct 7 17, 20:02
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If you're hoping the folks will buy spare what's the point to go selling wares there? Must expect that they can't resist buying and pant till they give all the money they dare.
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Oct 8 17, 16:20
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All the money they dared gave the till a small pittance but it didn’t fill expectations we had for attendance was bad; all in all, the fair was no big deal.
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Oct 12 17, 15:31
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If the fair's no big deal, the committee to advertise it must be shitty. To sell the darned thing is half of the wing that flies it, or it won't be pretty!
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Oct 15 17, 06:53
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It won’t be very pretty when flies lay their eggs and their young occupies every crevasse and cleft until nothing is left but a mass that eventually dries.
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Oct 19 17, 12:46
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When your tears have dried up after mass will you still be found there passing gas? Please get up so you can try to act like a man hiding tears though you cry like a lass.
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Oct 20 17, 21:08
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Though you cry like a lass, hiding tears, your wet cheeks will reveal to your peers that emotions are stressed but you’re feeling quite blessed for the free salt that falls in your beers.
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Oct 22 17, 08:21
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If free salt has been spread on your bier it's unlikely to get in your ear 'cause it's under your casket; you hardly could ask it to reach up and give you a smear!
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Oct 23 17, 21:17
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If you’re given a smear then reach up for your liquid detergent, a cup should remove clothing’s stains but if it still remains then you donate them to your new pup.
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Oct 24 17, 09:39
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A donation that's left by your pup may be something he'll have to lick up if you're training him well, but you never can tell him to do it when wife's come to sup.
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