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Jun 1 17, 09:16
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All the things that are standing outside should be pruned and it can’t be denied that all bushes and trees fill with wood ticks and fleas; to be safe apply insecticide.
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Jun 1 17, 16:54
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Is it safe to use insecticide? Aren't your risking your brain to be fried when you're eating the fruit? Or perhaps that will suit you as aging sets in and you hide.
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Jun 2 17, 09:24
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If you hide as your aging sets in and your friends wonder where you have been they call to discover that you’re under cover with turkey neck and double chin.
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Jun 3 17, 18:27
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If the turkey neck drips on your chin after cooking it all day in gin it's no wonder you're sloppy and your belly's floppy and friends ain't around... even kin.
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Jun 4 17, 22:01
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If your kin and your friends ain’t around due to many a flatulent sound then you might use a diet of baking, don’t fry it or gaseous fumes will abound.
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Jun 8 17, 05:30
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If abounding in gaseous fumes it won't do just to air out the rooms; you must go to the source where those bursts come with force. Strike a match there to burn off the plumes.
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Jun 8 17, 18:44
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Strike a match there to burn off the plumes of the poor frightened Ostrich who zooms to the river’s relief but its pain is real brief for smoked meat’s what the gator consumes.
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Jun 11 17, 17:21
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If the gator's consuming smoked meat his skin purse must be deep, or deceit keeps his own flesh in tact; if he does, it's a fact that his rear will be soon incomplete.
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Jun 11 17, 23:29
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That his rear will be soon incomplete, thought the husband who ran down the street and his wife right behind him with gun to remind him that death might come after you cheat.
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Jun 12 17, 07:08
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If your wife says that cheaters must die as her gun-sight has you in her eye you must quickly dissuade her as with proofs you persuade her that you're faithful as warm apple pie.
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Jun 12 17, 15:43
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If you’re faithful as warm apple pie then I think you’re well-rounded guy who is overly nice but okay by the slice and feel crumby whenever she’d cry.
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Jun 13 17, 03:57
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When she cries, if you break up in crumbs you should go out and purchase some mums; without saying a thing they could send her awing... and who knows what your marriage becomes?
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Jun 15 17, 14:04
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Andy knows what show marriage became when he joined with old Amos for fame on Vaudevillian stage, they were comedy’s rage ‘till the bigots got mad; what a shame.
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Jun 16 17, 04:31
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What a shame that those fagots went mad and shot flames in the fire that you had just calmed down for your cooking, so now you are looking at burgers and chicken black-clad.
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Jun 17 17, 08:23
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A black clad chicken burglar broke in to what he thought was a poultry pen but the place where he schlepped fighting roosters were kept; he was sliced and fileted for that sin.
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Jun 18 17, 06:02
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If your sassy filleting's a sin leave to others the fine kitchenin'; just contribute where you ain't so likely to screw up the works with your friends and your kin.
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Jun 19 17, 22:30
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If you work with your kin and your friends then the job that you have never ends; nepotism’s the rule they don’t teach you in school and it lasts till you’re wearing depends.
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Jun 21 17, 10:14
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If you're finally wearing Depends you'll be thankful for her who attends to your needs at your house where you're meek as a mouse and have certainly made your amends.
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Jun 22 17, 13:44
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If you’re certain amends have been made then you can face your wife, unafraid that new implements bought for the kitchen has caught all her rage and you won’t be fileted.
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Jun 22 17, 17:30
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If you're fearing you may be filleted I'd suggest that you not be afraid. It takes far too much work to cut up a live jerk; best to join in the chopping brigade.
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