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Apr 19 17, 22:43
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Where I live there is no flooding dread even though it’s an old river bed for the influx of silt through the centuries built a nice island we live on instead.
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Apr 20 17, 03:12
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If you live on an island instead of the higher ground, make sure your bed's made of something that floats 'cause you'll need more than moats for the flood that will come years ahead.
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Apr 22 17, 21:20
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For the floods that will come years ahead I just may or may not have the bread to attach some pontoons; hurricanes and monsoons have to wait ‘till I’m out of the red.
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Apr 24 17, 01:25
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Nothing waits 'til you're out of the red; you had best learn to get out of bed and get busy with work doing things that you shirk so you'll prosper until you are dead.
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Apr 26 17, 22:23
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If you prosper until you are dead someone else spends your money instead and the fun you will miss like your fortune, you’ll kiss it all off like the girl that you wed.
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Apr 27 17, 03:21
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If you kiss off the girl that you wed then we wonder about what you said when you married the lass; were you being an ass? Did you just want to get her in bed?
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Apr 28 17, 23:36
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Did you just want to get her in bed? That is nothing about what I said. It was money you’d save for a wife or a slave; you can buy one from Abdul Ahkmed.
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Apr 30 17, 05:51
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You bought camels from Abdul Ahkmed? So his Camel-lot's where you had said you began married life with your double-humped wife, whom you joined with for more than her bed?
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May 1 17, 21:08
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When you’ve joined her in bed with far more than just ardor, you know she’ll adore the attention you bring but make sure that you cling to her tight; you’ll end up on the floor.
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May 10 17, 18:40
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If cannoodling ends on the floor you may not want to join anymore with your wife in that bed; take her skating instead and discuss with her something hardcore.
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May 13 17, 19:00
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You discuss something hardcore with her long before it occurs; you’ll infer it might enliven sex even though it’s complex but you better make sure she’ll concur.
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May 17 17, 07:53
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Are you sure that you want her to conquer? If she's too physical, you may bonk her in the head with a pan but not hard, so you can settle down in the bed where you'll wonk her.
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May 17 17, 22:30
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If you wonk her then settle in bed with your pan as your sidekick instead of the wife who will win with her old rolling pin which she’ll likely apply to your head.
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May 20 17, 21:38
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If your head takes a whack from her pin she used rolling out dough for your kin then you've likely a knot on your head where she caught you while leaving with little chagrin.
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May 22 17, 13:13
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Leaving you with a little, she grinned when discovering that you had sinned with the widow next door, now she’ll let you explore divorce papers her lawyer had penned.
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May 22 17, 20:17
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Diverse papers her lawyer has scrawled makes opponents quite honestly galled when he takes them to court where he'll always cavort with their weaknesses 'till they have bawled.
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May 23 17, 17:09
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They have bawled with their weakness until someone tells them it might be a thrill to get some exercise while they’re drying their eyes and if they’re still depressed, there’s a pill.
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May 26 17, 18:05
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If you're taking a pill when depressed you should do it before you get dressed or you'll not take a shower and you'll smell like a flower that has died and now seems quite abscessed.
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May 29 17, 17:35
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“That now seems quite abscessed and has died”, said the dentist. “It can’t be denied that your mouth needs some work ‘cause the brushing you shirk has resulted in dentures applied.”
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May 31 17, 04:56
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Take a look at the dents you've applied to the sides of our auto, he sighed. When you open the door it appears you ignore all the things that are standing outside.
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