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Mar 5 17, 15:25
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On nights out with your Honey, sub lime for your aftershave; there’s an enzyme that’s contained in the fruit. Aphrodisiac’s moot! Your sweetheart’s a sweet tart every time.
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Mar 7 17, 12:50
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A tart is a nubile young lass not ashamed to be shaking her ass wearing stockings thigh-high dressed for catching your eye; if you see her, best speedily pass.
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Mar 8 17, 09:15
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If you see her breasts speedily pass it’s because the implants were a mass of hot air in balloons that made them look like moons; best look out… she has two in her ass.
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Mar 10 17, 09:57
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Don't be fooled by the tart of that lass or her come-ons, or even her sass; it is best to avoid lest your soul be destroyed when you're caught in resultant morass.
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Mar 12 17, 00:27
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The result of more ass is you’re caught in expensive diet plans that you bought which help alleviate gaining any more weight; efforts never reveal what you sought.
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Mar 12 17, 22:50
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Will the diet plans bring what you've sought? It's more likely you'll curse what you've bought, 'cause the fat doesn't melt; with each pinch it is felt, and it's harder to walk than to squat.
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Mar 13 17, 11:28
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If you squat with a walker it’s hard to get up from the john so retard your concerns with a rail you’ve installed so your tail can arise like old folks in a ward.
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Mar 14 17, 09:06
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They'll arise like old forks in the drawer who then leap till they land on the floor; they protest their ill-use till their tangs are recluse; the old folks can't get up their amour.
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Mar 14 17, 22:54
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The old folks can’t get up their amour for when petting they don’t know for sure where some things are these days; they have moved in strange ways so to find them, they’ll still take the tour.
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Mar 15 17, 10:27
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If you're taking the tour just to find where the last time you had it confined I suggest you lie down without wearing your gown and let nature take how it's inclined.
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Mar 16 17, 10:40
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Letting nature take hold, it’s inclined to reverse everything man’s designed with some greenery that eats all the buildings and streets until you cannot tell where they dined.
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Mar 16 17, 11:33
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If you can't recall where you dined it's because of the volume you wined after eating your stew; it's apparent that you had too much... and your taste ain't refined.
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Mar 17 17, 08:00
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Had too much when refining your taste and you’ve never let things go to waste but the winery staff cut your samples in half ‘till their stores which you drank were replaced.
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Mar 20 17, 12:05
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They replaced and restored what you drank when you joined the fraternity prank with sorority gals and your scruffy old pals; it's no wonder your old row boat sank.
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Mar 20 17, 23:17
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Wonder why rowboats sink when they’re old? It’s because of the heat and the cold they endure. It’s not strange when wood boards rearrange to baptize Sunday sinners, I’m told.
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Mar 21 17, 11:52
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Sunny sinners baptize at the bay after having a romp in the hay at the family farm where no one was done harm never mind what parishioners say.
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Mar 23 17, 08:58
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The parishioners said, “Never mind!” when they’d treated the pastor unkind with their offering checks which the banker rejects; seems that most of them were left unsigned.
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Mar 23 17, 12:10
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If you find that your check is unsigned when your purchasing's been out of mind you should say, Praise the Lord! and then get back on board of the therapy you've been assigned.
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Mar 24 17, 21:12
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If it’s therapy you’ve been assigned, is it due to your body or mind? Would your psychiatrist like to hug and be kissed before ruling you must be confined?
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Mar 25 17, 12:43
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If their ruling of you is confounded by the problems that you have confounded then perhaps you should breathe and your sword again sheathe; say you're sorry and merely be grounded.
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