Limerick, Poetic Form Exercise Options

[JustDaniel]

If you snap at your team in the shower
at best all of them will just glower;
at worst they'll snap back
and their towels will rack
up your balls for a break, like cue-power.

[Larry]

In cue power, if breaking your balls
always fails because none of them falls
into pockets; you lack
common sense. Get the rack
off the table. Stupidity galls!

[JustDaniel]

If you're stupid, you'll sit with your chin
on the cushion when breaking begins;
when the balls come your way
you won't know what to say...
as your lips likely swell with chagrin.

[Larry]

You’ll sure grin when your lips start to swell
and you won’t have to use Botox gel
for that “just kiss me” pout
Angelina brought out
to help Brad hear her wedding bell’s knell.

[JustDaniel]

If you sit on a brad and then yell
that you want to hear wedding bells' knell
you should check who placed tack
that would stir up your back
side... and why you want rings; what the hell?!

[Larry]

What the Hell! Why do you want ringside
for the nuptials? You have denied
any need for a mate
and with her, it’s too late.
You’re the best man but not with this bride.

[JustDaniel]

If the best man hangs out with the bride
she may find it too hard to decide
if she's marrying right;
she needs new insight...
from her maids... and her father besides!

[Larry]

With her father beside her, her maids
stood with ushers; all of them in shades
to hide laughter in eyes,
all the girls and the guys
had made her long before the ring trades.

[JustDaniel]

They all knew that she'd leave a great ring
in her bathtub that early warm spring;
she was not only flirty
but known to be dirty
in more ways than one with her flings.

[Larry]

She has flings in more ways than just one
and some things that she flings surely stun
but perhaps that’s her aim
is real bad, just the same
I’ll vacate when her tantrum’s begun.

[JustDaniel]

If her tantrum begins your vacation
I must wonder, does she cause elation
because she's all lit up
and that you'll be close-up
when she's down and can have culmination?

[Larry]

Culminate when she’s down and you’ll have
a big problem. Best check the old valve
to make sure your control
finds you in the right hole
even if you must break out some salve.

[JustDaniel]

If you break out the salve for your hurts
it's not likely that you will insert
your brain back in there
where you're likely to share
all the ills of the street and perverts.

[Larry]

If perverts on the street are your ills
and drug pushers are selling their pills
then lawyers in the courts
should examine their torts
and uphold the laws, not just make deals.

[JustDaniel]

If you want to make deals with the law
you must know some big folks with big claws
and you need lots of dough
'cause you will have to show
you can keep placing bucks in they paws.

[Larry]

If you pause placing bucks they can keep
some may think of you as being cheap
but the honest ones will
leave the cash in the till
for they know, “what you sow, you will reap”!

[Larry]

If you sew what you rip they will know
from the stitches which are to and fro
like poor Frankenstein’s face
they’re all over the place
and expose junk you don’t want to show.

[JustDaniel]

If you want to expose all your junk
you should do what you do in your bunk
not where everyone sees
how the fat old man pees...
or at least they could have ere it shrunk!

[Larry]

If it shrunk they could have cared the least
but the voyeur in them never ceased
looking for the odd slip
to upload a film clip
so their sick libidos were increased.

[Larry]

If libidos increased when you’re sick
then I wouldn’t know what makes you tick
as you holler and curse
every good looking nurse
who may comment, “That guy is a prick”!