Limerick, Poetic Form Exercise Options

[Merlin]

If you stink while the coffee is brewing
then you really should stop what you're dewing.
Was the jam full of pectin
but surprise, no expectin
what's down in your pants needs reviewing.

[JustDaniel]

When the stuff in yer pants needs reviewin'
you can bet yer intestine's been brewin''
so if ya're in the woods
ya had best get yer goods
in yer truck, 'cause yer scent's tipped a bruin.

[Merlin]

Yer scent has tipped off a bruin.
Begone, cuz he'll be pursuin
wherever you run to
and you might be done too,
then the buzzards will have one big fluin.

[Larry]

If the buzzards flew in, your demise
has attracted a big swarm of flies
plus the maggots and worms is
eating epidermis;
they all pick on someone of your size.

[JustDaniel]

If they're picking on one with my girth
then their flies will have many a birth;
since the climate's just fine
I am right there in line
to be one who'll infest all the earth.

[Merlin]

Earth has gold, so for one I'll infest
and perhaps find an old treasure chest.
Maybe pieces of eight
for me and my mate
or sum rubies cuz they are the best!

[Larry]

Ruby's may be the best; she's a gem
but you better get there before him
with some really nice stuff;
call that gold digger's bluff
'cause she changes her mind on a whim.

[Merlin]

Change her mind on a whim, sounds like Ruby;
she's a gem all the way from the Yungtze.
We were dancing a schmaltz
or was it a waltz?
Can't recall as I googled her booby.

[Larry]

As you ogle her boobies, recall
you like those some consider too small
for a doctor adjusts
much more than tiny busts
some make large derričres that appall.

[JustDaniel]

When the large derričres took a poll
the Kardashians wouldn't enroll;
felt their icon'd be marred
and that theirs were too hard
to compare with those mere rock-and-roll.

[Merlin]

That rock and roll can't compare
to Brucie who grew his long hair.
Does he still have his cockle
or is all one debacle
along with his small derriere?

[JustDaniel]

I detected a slight dairy air
when I ventured to fields far and fair;
I became in the moo'd
when I saw them as food
so I milked my adventure out there.

[Merlin]

out of sink, I'll be back.

[JustDaniel]

It's no wonder! your back must be sore
from your bath in the sink, and what's more...
simply must wonder why
that so smart of a guy
didn't bathe in his tub... mais alors...

[Merlin]

Didn't bathe my maize in the tub.
Alors! I gave it a generous rub.
I'm a smart sorta fella,
shower under umbrella
with friends, we all have rubba dub!

[JustDaniel]

A rubba dub dub and three men
in a tub, Merlin, Larry and Dan,
write -- but never unclothed --
because that would be loathed
by their audience -- now and again.

[Larry]

Audience comes by now and again
to assess what we’re up to. The pain
of their laughter or moans
hurts right down to their bones
but requests to join in are in vain.

[JustDaniel]

Though requests may have seemed they're in vain
Liz has said she would write a cinquain
and our Luce comes to write
those rictameters, right?
Just post Karnak-links now and again.

[Merlin]

Why are there so durn many forums
when they clutter the total decorums?
One forum wood do me
and all cood then woo me
when I write my fine pieces, they're for 'ems.

[Merlin]

doubell post. first wooden go, then went twice. Lo siento.