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Offer data that no one else wants
in some terribly difficult fonts... well, you may as well stop and go visit the shoppe for some ice cream and chocolate croissants. ·······  ·······Slow down; things will go faster!
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Jul 8 14, 14:15
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 Creative Chieftain Posts: 11,727 Joined: 15-June 07 From: Springfield, Louisiana Member No.: 446 Real Name: Larry D. Jennings Writer of: Poetry & Prose Referred By:Just wondered in. |
Chocolate ice cream makes red ants cross,
madder still if it contains some sauce for it masks the trail's scent where they came from or went and dries on their legs in a brown gloss. ······· ·······When power leads man toward arrogance, poetry reminds him of his limitations. When power narrows the areas of man's concern, poetry reminds him of the richness and diversity of his existence. When power corrupts, poetry cleanses.
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Jul 8 14, 20:50
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Ornate Oracle Posts: 19,978 Joined: 2-August 03 From: Southwest New Jersey, USA Member No.: 6 Real Name: Daniel J Ricketts, Sr. Writer of: Poetry Referred By:Lori |
If it dries on your legs like brown glue
Pepto-Bismol might firm up your poo so it won't just run down there inside your nightgown... or tonight you could have a fondue. ······· ·······Slow down; things will go faster!
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Jul 14 14, 02:17
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When hearing about set for fondue
my wife said "Oh yes, that will do as a present for me" quite sarcastically but Christmas found herself in cheese poo Alan ······· ······· |
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Jul 14 14, 20:35
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Ornate Oracle Posts: 19,978 Joined: 2-August 03 From: Southwest New Jersey, USA Member No.: 6 Real Name: Daniel J Ricketts, Sr. Writer of: Poetry Referred By:Lori |
If your Christmas finds you deep in cheese
but your guests mostly are amputees you can dump the fondue in your yard. Now don't stew; you can carol this year on your knees. ······· ·······Slow down; things will go faster!
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Jul 14 14, 23:07
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Creative Chieftain Posts: 11,727 Joined: 15-June 07 From: Springfield, Louisiana Member No.: 446 Real Name: Larry D. Jennings Writer of: Poetry & Prose Referred By:Just wondered in. |
If you carol on knees in some yard
I'd suggest you take blankets to ward off occasional stains and the stench which remains from dog poo. You'll need more than right guard. ······· ·······When power leads man toward arrogance, poetry reminds him of his limitations. When power narrows the areas of man's concern, poetry reminds him of the richness and diversity of his existence. When power corrupts, poetry cleanses.
John Fitzgerald Kennedy Kindness is a seed sown by the gentlest hand, growing care's flowers. Larry D. Jennings MM Award Winner |
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Jul 15 14, 00:16
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Ornate Oracle Posts: 19,978 Joined: 2-August 03 From: Southwest New Jersey, USA Member No.: 6 Real Name: Daniel J Ricketts, Sr. Writer of: Poetry Referred By:Lori |
If your right guard has stepped in dog poo,
then their left guard will step in it too once the play has begun. Have your quarterback gun a pass for a dance pas-de-deux. ······· ·······Slow down; things will go faster!
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Jul 15 14, 02:52
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Laureate Legionnaire Posts: 3,446 Joined: 16-October 06 From: UK Member No.: 298 Real Name: Alan McAlpine Douglas Writer of: Poetry Referred By:Lori/Eisa/loads of old friends |
if you carol, spelled 'crawl', in a yard
you'll be seen as some kind of a card playing disabled football while dressed in a shawl see - life is so terribly hard Alan ······· ······· |
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Jul 15 14, 05:06
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Ornate Oracle Posts: 19,978 Joined: 2-August 03 From: Southwest New Jersey, USA Member No.: 6 Real Name: Daniel J Ricketts, Sr. Writer of: Poetry Referred By:Lori |
Lawyers' lives may grow terribly hard
if they practice when they've been disbarred; soon the bars they're behind where they'll be assigned will surround them as charges bombard. ······· ·······Slow down; things will go faster!
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Jul 15 14, 17:10
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Laureate Legionnaire Posts: 3,446 Joined: 16-October 06 From: UK Member No.: 298 Real Name: Alan McAlpine Douglas Writer of: Poetry Referred By:Lori/Eisa/loads of old friends |
we'll surround them as workload gets hard
with cops and warders down in the yard they're armed to the teeth and all limbs beneath ain't no one gonna mark their damn card Alan ······· ······· |
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Jul 16 14, 17:02
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Ornate Oracle Posts: 19,978 Joined: 2-August 03 From: Southwest New Jersey, USA Member No.: 6 Real Name: Daniel J Ricketts, Sr. Writer of: Poetry Referred By:Lori |
If you play with marked cards in that yard
you will find that it's more than just hard to survive and get out alive; without doubt you will never post here as a bard! ······· ·······Slow down; things will go faster!
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Jul 16 14, 17:12
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Laureate Legionnaire Posts: 3,446 Joined: 16-October 06 From: UK Member No.: 298 Real Name: Alan McAlpine Douglas Writer of: Poetry Referred By:Lori/Eisa/loads of old friends |
you will never post here with a beard
because Lori and all the crew cheered when it was shaved off to fall in the trough and Alan looked decidedly weird ! Alan ······· ······· |
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Jul 16 14, 17:27
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Ornate Oracle Posts: 19,978 Joined: 2-August 03 From: Southwest New Jersey, USA Member No.: 6 Real Name: Daniel J Ricketts, Sr. Writer of: Poetry Referred By:Lori |
If you think that I'm shaving my beard
just to post here, then I am a-feared that you must come here to do it, or leer at me... and you'll see I ain't veered. ······· ·······Slow down; things will go faster!
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Jul 16 14, 18:06
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Laureate Legionnaire Posts: 3,446 Joined: 16-October 06 From: UK Member No.: 298 Real Name: Alan McAlpine Douglas Writer of: Poetry Referred By:Lori/Eisa/loads of old friends |
base wood has been so badly veneered
that the result is just as I feared the 'quality' top gets it out the shop then blisters as it's frequently beered Alan ······· ······· |
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Jul 17 14, 11:55
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Ornate Oracle Posts: 19,978 Joined: 2-August 03 From: Southwest New Jersey, USA Member No.: 6 Real Name: Daniel J Ricketts, Sr. Writer of: Poetry Referred By:Lori |
If your blisters are bared on the wood
wearing clothing would likely be good to prevent them from leaking unless you are seeking a reason to throw up your food. ······· ·······Slow down; things will go faster!
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Jul 17 14, 15:51
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Creative Chieftain Posts: 11,727 Joined: 15-June 07 From: Springfield, Louisiana Member No.: 446 Real Name: Larry D. Jennings Writer of: Poetry & Prose Referred By:Just wondered in. |
If you're throwing food up in the air
like the dough for a pizza you'll share then I beg and implore that you look up before to make sure that there's not a fan there. ······· ·······When power leads man toward arrogance, poetry reminds him of his limitations. When power narrows the areas of man's concern, poetry reminds him of the richness and diversity of his existence. When power corrupts, poetry cleanses.
John Fitzgerald Kennedy Kindness is a seed sown by the gentlest hand, growing care's flowers. Larry D. Jennings MM Award Winner |
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Jul 17 14, 17:00
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Laureate Legionnaire Posts: 3,446 Joined: 16-October 06 From: UK Member No.: 298 Real Name: Alan McAlpine Douglas Writer of: Poetry Referred By:Lori/Eisa/loads of old friends |
Just make sure there's not a fan up there
otherwise you will turn brown the air when faeces hits fan there's no time to run all will be more dark than blond or fair Alan ······· ······· |
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Jul 18 14, 05:53
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Ornate Oracle Posts: 19,978 Joined: 2-August 03 From: Southwest New Jersey, USA Member No.: 6 Real Name: Daniel J Ricketts, Sr. Writer of: Poetry Referred By:Lori |
At the fair if you met a dark blonde
then peroxide is how she had conned you to look at her face and thus make you chase her all through the grounds and beyond. ······· ·······Slow down; things will go faster!
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Jul 18 14, 13:45
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Creative Chieftain Posts: 11,727 Joined: 15-June 07 From: Springfield, Louisiana Member No.: 446 Real Name: Larry D. Jennings Writer of: Poetry & Prose Referred By:Just wondered in. |
Through the grounds and beyond you gave chase
and when caught, took her up to your place. She had dyed for the show but the hair down below was dark brown with a slight auburn trace. ······· ·······When power leads man toward arrogance, poetry reminds him of his limitations. When power narrows the areas of man's concern, poetry reminds him of the richness and diversity of his existence. When power corrupts, poetry cleanses.
John Fitzgerald Kennedy Kindness is a seed sown by the gentlest hand, growing care's flowers. Larry D. Jennings MM Award Winner |
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Jul 18 14, 15:08
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Ornate Oracle Posts: 19,978 Joined: 2-August 03 From: Southwest New Jersey, USA Member No.: 6 Real Name: Daniel J Ricketts, Sr. Writer of: Poetry Referred By:Lori |
Light brown with a soft auburn tinge
is a sugar that causes a binge; seems you can't get enough, and they say it is rough to go on so you will not unhinge. ······· ·······Slow down; things will go faster!
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