Loglimerhyme, Larry Jennings' variant of Logarhyme w/ 332332 pulse meter Options

[JustDaniel]

While enjoying the show did you see
any blokes who were like you and me
who go blabberin' on
where the crowd up above doesn't read
what we write, and it would be agreed
there's no crowd thereupon.

[Larry]

There’s no crowd upon our lonely stage
to empress, make them laugh or engage
in each day’s repartee
until someone comes by here and joins
the Mosaic so gird up your loins;
there is just you and me.

[JustDaniel]

It is just you and I kickin' ass
with our repartee, honey and sass
shared with vinegar brew;
maybe someone with drop by one day
and join in with our daily melee
for a week, or 'haps two.

[Larry]

For a week, perhaps two, there were more
and we thought they had come to explore
a new site which persists
but they left like the others have done
before they had a chance to have fun.
Are they still on our lists?

[JustDaniel]

Did they join in our list with a lance?
Were they watching our jousts in a trance?
or perhaps they still watch?
I don't think that they are, but to dream
moves us on, and perhaps it's a scheme
that just ends in a blotch.

[Larry]

If we end as a blotch on the net
we’ll make sure that no one will forget
that we stayed ‘till the end
and wrote verse that will always remain
to remind folks that with each refrain
we have both made a friend.

[JustDaniel]

We have both made a friend, yet unseen;
perhaps it will always have been
unless we make a trip.
If we do, it should be a resort
and a place where of course we'll comport
ourselves well ere we skip.

[Larry]

I don’t skip very well any more
except rocks in some ponds I explore
after fishing a while
and though luck’s run amok without fish
on my hook or in my dinner dish,
I just sit there and smile.

[JustDaniel]

I just sit there and smile when I think
and wake up with my hand in the sink;
wonder how I got there.
Did I dream I'm a PCH winner?
or that I was about to get thinner?
never a millionaire.

[Larry]

Millionaires make big bucks in their life
but the good-looking ones find a wife
who has money to burn
and if beauty has waned through the years
money talks and allays many fears;
gigolos never spurn.

[JustDaniel]

Gigolos never spurn the big bucks
and they don't care about gawkers' clucks;
they pursue who they will.
They will woo and then spoon with the gals
up the byways and through the canals
as their prey foots the bill.

[Larry]

If your prey’s foot and bill’s all that’s left
when out hunting, you’re feeling bereft
of that duck for your meal;
I’d suggest that you don’t need a sage
to tell you use a much smaller gauge
for less pain and more thrill.

[JustDaniel]

If her pane's giving you a big thrill
in the winter you'll get a great chill
standing there without pants.
Better that you should knock on her door
and perhaps, giv'n a chance, she would floor
you and go to the dance!

[Larry]

If you go to the dance with your wife
you should know that there will be some strife
when she steps on your toes
but you knew that would happen before
you got dressed and walked out the front door;
that’s how love sometimes grows.

[JustDaniel]

If you think love will grow from a fart
I'm afraid it's a fool that thou art;
you have struck the wrong note.
It is hard to dial back what you've done
but if you walk outside in the sun
it will help clear your throat.

[Larry]

It will help clear your throat when you cough
but when doing so, elbows are off
the short list you should use
to avoid spreading germs to your friends
for a hug will expose them and sends
them to look for tissues.

[JustDaniel]

If you look for tissues in the waste
then your cheeks will be turning to paste
from the germs you've ingested.
Best to buy them yourself at the store
and while there you could search for amour
in the aisles love's congested.

[Larry]

Lover’s aisle was congested in church
so the bride had her entourage search
for the best man and groom
but her family said with a shrug
they shook hands and then started to hug;
someone said, get a room.

[JustDaniel]

Someone said, Get a room, so they did;
nine months later she's having a kid,
and they've now tied the knot.
They're both happy for sharing their lives,
even though they've been living in dives
that their parents have bought.

[Larry]

If your parents have bought a new house
is their old one for you and your spouse
as a nice wedding gift?
You must hurry and get it appraised
so the taxes you’ll owe can be raised
to pay IRS grift.