The Wizard's Love Potion
The Wizard of Id was in his cellar
mixing up a magical brew.
He stirred in fish eggs and a snake’s leg,
then he tossed in ten toenails too.
Now the wizard was hoping this mixture
would take hold of Sir Rodney’s heart.
Maybe the shy man would take a real stand
and kiss Gwen instead of passing a fart.
So the Wiz gave Gwen the potion saying,
"When Rod smells this, he will kiss you!!"
But the Wiz was so very mistaken.
Rod just sniffed and out came "Ahchoo!"
Peggy Carpenter Harwood
Link to strip:
http://comics.com/wizard_of_id/?DateAfter=...mp;x=16&y=9