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Sep 26 23, 08:53
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So all Italy thinks I’m a bitch; I complain but my thoughts I’ll not switch. How you drive! How you park! Eat pizzas with a fork and your hygiene habits make me itch.
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Sep 27 23, 04:59
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If your hygiene leaves you with an itch perhaps you'd consider a switch from that soap that you use. It is dumb to refuse, 'cause you found it last week in the ditch.
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Sep 29 23, 08:14
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Driving ‘round when I found in a ditch some bar soap that’s used by filthy rich. Well, the suds it released made me feel I’d been greased and extent of its scent won’t bewitch.
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Oct 3 23, 08:56
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You're bewitched by the scent of your tent? Do you wonder where shower-smells went? Then went right down the drain with the sewage and rain and the money you paid for the rent.
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Oct 7 23, 00:33
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If you’ve paid all your money for rent and maxed out what the credit cards lent for your food, bills and gas then you’re up to your ass in deep do-do that Biden has sent.
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Oct 7 23, 21:40
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If one takes in the do-do Joe sends it is likely there's smell that offends all that enter one's house; could embarrass his spouse and he may need to make some amends.
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Oct 9 23, 20:33
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If he’s making amends to his wife for the crap that Joe’s put in their life tell her this time he’ll vote to retire the old goat. He’ll clean house like he’s wielding a knife.
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Oct 10 23, 03:25
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If you like to clean house with your wife while she's wielding a large butcher knife I suggest you wear armor so you will not harm 'er defending yourself for your life
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Oct 13 23, 08:59
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If your life is what you would defend, let me introduce you to my friend. He speaks little but loud and can subdue a crowd. Get your own friend because I don’t lend.
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Oct 19 23, 09:49
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If you your loud friend will not lend are there others you might recommend who could offer protection perhaps with affection? ... or at least someone who could defend?
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Oct 24 23, 09:50
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If you look for someone to defend I would say “Get a mirror!” my friend for if you’re not around there’s no one to be found who’ll protect and whom loved ones depend.
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Oct 25 23, 08:27
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If your love protects you with Depends who can know where your future now wends? Will you move to a home where but mean nurses roam and where no one your loaded pants tends?
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Oct 26 23, 09:49
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When you’re loaded, your pants tend to sag for your belt’s just a dirty old rag. You’re in San Francisco so when needing to go pick a place that will not make you gag.
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Oct 27 23, 10:39
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If you gag after picking your place move your fingers to some other space They will smell better too Don't be lickin' that dew 'til you've cleaned 'em, or live in disgrace
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Oct 31 23, 10:22
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No disgrace for my fingers are clean like the rest of this aging Marine and the house, yard and car would be graded five star. I prefer that it all stay pristine.
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Nov 6 23, 05:40
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You require it to all be pristine? Then be sure your detergent is green. Keep our Earth clean and bright but pretend you're not white so that you won't be caught in between.
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Nov 10 23, 00:55
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If you find yourself caught in-between two woke crowds who are venting their spleen, take out your concealed carry… I don’t think they’ll tarry but run as they vacate the scene.
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Nov 10 23, 15:00
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If they vacate Scene Three of your play is there really a reason to stay just to spout your last words? Go outside with the birds and fly off with them to Bombay.
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Nov 14 23, 10:54
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If you fly with the birds to Bombay; do you take some rest stops or just stay flying up in the air when you want to take care of your needs; hope no one’s in the way?
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Nov 15 23, 22:12
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You don't care if someone's in the way when you're going let-fly with your spray or you're dropping a poo smack inside that canoe since your aiming seems top-notch today!
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