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Mar 31 15, 21:14
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If you've stupidly decked a cadet who was mooning at your young brunette you'd best ready for buds who may come to shed blood and to wrinkle your fine, red Corvette.
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Apr 7 15, 14:28
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If you wrinkle Corvettes, a fine red countenance will appear on the head of your insurance man where his cheeks were once tan. "Now your rates must go higher", he said.
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Apr 7 15, 15:55
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If he says that your rates will be higher you should check out our agency's flyer; we won't charge you as much and our paperwork's such that it oft disappears in a fire.
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Apr 8 15, 16:15
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If your loft disappears in a fire and possessions burn up on the pyre just be glad you got out because there is no doubt you'd be smoking in someone's new choir.
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Apr 10 15, 09:58
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If you smoke in the choir, you'll choke and cause others to do so; no joke! Let your lungs fill with air even if on a dare and just sing for the waiting church folk.
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Apr 10 15, 15:16
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If the church-folks await every song because sermons are always too long then a concert with choirs should appease their desires and the preacher's rite wouldn't be wrong.
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Apr 10 15, 18:50
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Some preachers don't know right from wrong and sing a strange, secular song; they've turned from God's Word and often are heard to play at a moral ping-pong.
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Apr 12 15, 23:08
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Play King Kong and let morals escape by abducting Fay Rae. Her nice shape caused libidos to soar and like him, men want more but I don’t think we’d ever go ape.
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Apr 13 15, 07:39
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If a man would go ape, he may rape the banana trees; none would escape his now huge appetite; then his waist would grow tight and he'd look like a great swollen grape.
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Apr 14 15, 13:41
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If your grapes swell up like a great head you had best see a doctor instead of just lying supine while you whimper and whine 'cause you may have caught something you'll dread.
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Apr 15 15, 18:02
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While you dread catching some dread disease, you could crash and end mid amputees who are getting along proving that they belong amongst us -- and with no guarantees.
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Apr 17 15, 15:09
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A monk's dust gave him no guarantee that he had swept the church properly so he said a small prayer for the dirt that's still there and the winds from lunch helped piety
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Apr 22 15, 11:39
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When your piety's gone out to lunch right and wrong seem to have lost their punch so it's time to back up and view morals close-up; maybe then they'll just be out to brunch.
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Apr 23 15, 20:21
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They went out to a bunch of May bees who attacked them from heads to their knees so their task, incomplete, had gone down in defeat and that run for their life made them wheeze.
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Apr 24 15, 02:35
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If I wheeze when I run for my life I should buy some insurance; my wife could be far better off when I'm not here to doff my cap; I may fall on my knife.
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Apr 24 15, 15:37
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If you fall on your knife your cap may then be used to help make your blood stay on the inside, not out for there isn't a doubt you'll not see the ER anyway.
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Apr 27 15, 00:47
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if you see the ER anyway say hello, 'scuse I won't stay just a fleeting glance as it were, by trance if I'm missing, I WILL stay away
Alan
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Apr 27 15, 23:05
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I will stay away until I'm missed or at least until some folks insist that I come back to write anything that I might and will not need to be hugged and kissed.
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Apr 28 15, 07:25
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If your need's to be kiss-ed and hugged there'll be some folks about who'll be bugged; just ignore them and say, I'll be touched anyway... but I shy from the ones who are jugged!
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Apr 28 15, 23:56
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The well-jugged are the ones who are shy for their movement will capture the eye of each guy when she strolls but her front will punch holes in a man's chest before he is nigh.
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