If you walk off until you are dead,
never facing life’s problems instead
of just standing your ground;
you’ll amaze and astound
while the compliments go to your head.

not good for defeat
when you are on the menu;
gnus knew the bad news

you can’t walk in springs
without getting your feet wet
and oozing mud clings
until dried, then it will set
and you’ll have feet of clay yet.

when cheeks become flushed
you didn’t lower the seat;
throne into bidet


and to continue the chain


exercise then swell
into a muscular man;
wait and you gain weight

Ruling Organizations Make Another New Saint

RULING

Really Awful Television Exceeds Derision

AWFUL

Rotating Around Inside Neighborhoods Brings Irrigation Relief During Summers

IRRIGATES

Xanthism Explains Really Ochre Skin In Sunbathers

SUNBATH

Sales Have Obnoxious People Purchasing Inane Nothings Gleefully

PURCHASE



Prices Rarely Embarrass Serious Shoppers’ Using Retail Establishments

SHOPPERS

And in reply to your post to your friend:

If you’re nibbling on hot egg-fu-yung
then it’s possible you are among
China town’s restauranteurs
where the food connoisseurs
never scream when they’re burning their tongue.

Little turds will just drop on your head
if you walk through the forest instead
of a nice city street
without trees. Life’s complete
if you’re strolling without all the dread.

a winter time warp
is what all dyslexics wear;
they don’t like the clod

udderly confused
as to which one contains milk;
calves are on all fours

collect from your roof
all of the branches and leaves
so you can snow-proof
every gutter and the eaves
from what a long winter heaves

Using Prevailing Winds Assists Really Dumb Sailors

ASSISTS

Nice Ingredients Give Husband Tasty Yields

YIELDS

Really Awkward Rebuttals Evade Reason

EVADE

For a woman, the word-play’s not bad
and I won’t be a chauvinist cad
that critiques every post
to see who has the most
interesting new thought they might add.

I had better not cough, it will be
a disaster you don’t want to see
for my elbow won’t reach
what I use for good speech;
I’m surprised at what comes out of me.

Spring’s white out,
green buds never had a chance;
no leaves to rake up

it comes out curdled
when Miss Muffet milks her cows;
she screams whey too much

Feud emerged screaming
from the peace which used to reign;
guns and knives gleaming
and both sides must be insane
for such hatred you can’t feign