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Apr 13 24, 23:30
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So finances deplete while you watch as you tighten your belt one more notch. Your investments still grow but inflation will show Bidenomics has you by the crotch.
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Apr 14 24, 16:19
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Well, if Biden had made your crotch itch and, distracted, veered into a ditch get an elephant tow 'cause the donkey won't show It's a good thing the beast had a hitch
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Apr 22 24, 20:02
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Hitched to beasts like the Democrat’s mule makes you hateful and act like the fool but conservative folk think you’re all a big joke that’s not funny; just petty and cruel.
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Apr 24 24, 07:46
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So you think that you're pretty and cool? Do you think that I'm some kind of fool? I'll not comment on that; keep it under my hat. I won't be femininity-cruel!
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Apr 26 24, 09:54
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Femininity’s cool if you are but your y-chromosomes surely mar that belief. Those two heads can’t be cured with some meds. You might try to be RuPaul’s next star.
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Apr 27 24, 03:49
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Being RuPaul's next star ain't for me Wearing dresses will not set me free from my struggles within my internal dust bin... things once under the rug, house debris
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May 3 24, 10:29
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House debris that’s swept under the rug decomposes. I don’t have to lug bags of trash to the curb. I don’t wish to disturb that new landfill the neighbors have dug.
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May 4 24, 06:16
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Since your neighbors have dug a new dump you've become an old grumblin' grump with complaints about smells and the gas it expels... very much like what comes from your rump.
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May 13 24, 09:29
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If what comes from your rump is too much, whether gas, solid, liquid or such; it might be that you eat the wrong food as a treat. Gluttony is a sin and a crutch!
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May 13 24, 11:13
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If in gluttony you eat your crutch you had best search around in your hutch for food to digest; you'll find that it's best not to eat metal, wood, dirt and such!
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May 21 24, 08:30
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Eating things like wood, metal and dirt is an act with which I wouldn’t flirt for they’re all hard to chew even placed in a stew and their exit from bowels… Oh the hurt!
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May 23 24, 05:47
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Yes it's best to treat gently your bowels if your life has the wisdom of owls If you just give a hoot then the subject is moot You should really stop chewing on dowels
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Jun 1 24, 10:20
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Chew on dowels? That’s the termite’s domain. I eschew what they chew and refrain from indulging in wood though the fiber is good but divesting of such is a strain.
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Jun 2 24, 15:15
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If you strain to get into your vest it is exercise I might suggest might well lessen your fat and perhaps it is that would cause eating less starch, which is best!
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Jun 8 24, 08:52
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If less starch when you’re eating’s the best that leaves veggies and meat as the rest of your choices for food. I don’t wish to be rude but burgers without buns I detest.
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Jun 8 24, 11:00
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If you sit on your buns and scarf burgers you'd better cut down on your sugars 'cause you will get fat and rat-a-tat-tat your once-runny nose will have boogers!
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Jun 15 24, 09:49
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Runny noses get boogers I’m told. The result of the too common cold! They don’t help with a cure; if they did, I am sure that their value would be more than gold.
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Jun 15 24, 17:31
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Having value is more than a goal for the once-fast red mare and her foal for the foal would soon race at a very fast pace and would end up in front at the pole.
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Jun 20 24, 09:07
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At the poles, North or South, either one; Amundsen would attest it’s no fun. Exploration is nice but he should have thought twice; Polar Bears had meat-cicles when done.
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Jun 21 24, 05:11
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If it's cycles that polar bears meet then their riders should stay on their seat and then step on the gas or they may lose their ass and forever they'll be incomplete
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