Some limericks Options

[Thoth]

I was just trying to jog the muse with a shorty. They're kinda catchy and suddenly there were more.

Lori,
I apologize for posting before the required two days but things are really quite right now and new posts are scarce.
Hope these provide some stimulation or smiles at least!

1
A poet who's rhyme-word for “rose”
caused hiccups for her to compose.
At last in frustration
she bowed to temptation,
eventually opting for prose.
2
When Little Red Ridinghood ran
away with a wolf of a man.
Turned out he was gay
and had nothing to say,
so she went off to visit her Gran.
3
A fisherman's wife threw away
his smelly old jersey one day
a move rather bold
when he died from the cold;
she re-married the very next day.
4
A doctor once misdiagnosed
his patient with warts on her nose.
She cursed him in rage,
now in his old age
he finds himself quite decomposed.
5
There once was a bear who loved hunny,
he valued it greater than money.
Not trusting the bank,
suspecting a prank,
he stuffed it all into his tummy.
6
There once was a fly in the ointment
who got stuck without prior appointment.
With no-one to pluck
him free from the muck,
it ended in grave disappointment.
7
In the year two thousand and five
when a plane once failed to arrive
they said it was late
so we'd all have to wait
but in fact there were none to survive.