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Loglimerhyme, Larry Jennings' variant of Logarhyme w/ 332332 pulse meter |
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Mar 30 17, 11:34
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Let your spirit now surge to the heights as you follow your Saviour's delights while He's sharing your load. Look around to find ways you can share even if you must sit on a chair using gifts He's bestowed.
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Apr 1 17, 21:06
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Using gifts He’s bestowed can be wise if they’re used without some compromise to improve lives you touch but to waste precious gifts is a stain on His book and you may just remain left behind and in dutch.
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Apr 2 17, 13:38
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If you've been left behind in a ditch, climb the bank, raise your thumb for a hitch to the ER for aid. When you get there it's best to report that your friends left you there just for sport; tell each word that they said!
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Apr 4 17, 07:59
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Tell each word that they said and whose fault brought about their untimely assault due in part to your joke you had pulled on your friends in the car. They all tried your exploding cigar and now none of them smoke.
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Apr 4 17, 08:50
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They don't smoke 'cause they're fearful of hell where it smokes all the time, no Noël Easter,Thanksgiving too. Not my fault that they tried the cigar; we were not s'posed to travel that far; everything went to poo.
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Apr 5 17, 20:05
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Everything went to Pooh and Eeyore when poor Christopher Milne bought the store and left them lots of cash so sad Eeyore used his to buy hay while the Pooh Bear just wanted to stay near his new honey stash.
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Apr 5 17, 20:50
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There was poo near my new honey stash where they also left mary jane ash from a party last night; musta really got hungry for sweets 'cause my honey's all gone, and my eats also; it ain't polite.
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Apr 6 17, 23:34
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Ain’t polite to connect are and not for it puts northern folks on the spot figuring what you mean. Are you referencing a mother’s sister or an insect whose stings make a blister for it will cause a scene.
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Apr 7 17, 04:39
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An ant causes scenes when it bites, and and aunt bruises unc when she fights, so that ain't hard to see. If you can't tell an aunt from an ant then there's probably more that you can't do, Opinion's for free!
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Apr 7 17, 09:47
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Do opinions for free? Then why pay all the pundits who must have their say with inept expertise? If their innuendoes and white lies make them richer than sin, I surmise they should stay on their knees.
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Apr 7 17, 14:45
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How I wish I could go to my knees to do work 'round the house; constant pleas for some help to do things: find my shoes 'neath the bed or the chair, look for others things lost who knows where, items stuck in the springs.
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Apr 10 17, 18:27
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Items stuck in the springs of the chair or the couch might be from anywhere but they’re lost in the crease like the glasses and wallet I found; one was mine but the other stays sound ‘till I call the police.
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Apr 10 17, 18:34
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When I called the police yesterday I forgot what I was gonna say so I hung up on them; they showed up soon and broke down my door throwing splinters all over the floor. Found my throat full of phlegm.
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Apr 13 17, 13:34
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Found my throat full of phlegm so I hacked it all up but forgot that I lacked means to expectorate for the window was closed on the car so my spit didn’t get very far when it opened too late.
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Apr 13 17, 14:51
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When I opened the door kinda late I threw up on the cop; no debate that he did not like me. He was stunned, and he tried to jump back but his reflexes showed a great lack... and I think he went pee.
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Apr 17 17, 14:09
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Andy thinks he went pee on the hill but he’s much too embarrassed to feel for Ann would be abashed if she saw the wet spot on his pants so he took a prat-fall at first chance and said that his pail splashed.
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Apr 17 17, 15:53
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Andy peed on his way up the hill; it was likely from drinking Ann's swill, but he kept that inside. Told bystanders that his name was Jack 'cause he knew that he'd never be back. Ann: "I'm Jill" ... an aside.
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Apr 19 17, 22:45
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A numb Jill went inside to get warm from the trip down the hill; a big storm made Jack fall on his crown but Jill saw where some nice jewels fell and she slipped them in her water pail for her next trip to town.
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Apr 20 17, 02:56
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If you see Jill when you are in town let her know that you know that low-down about taking Jack's jewels. Jack's had nightmares e'er since while in bed 'cause the horror is still in his head; no more pocket-pool duels.
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Apr 22 17, 21:22
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No more pocket pool duels when mature in a long married life, you’ll endure lots of heartache and pain but with care all your body’s tools work and when married, you don’t want to shirk when each hard ache’s a gain.
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