I was just trying to jog the muse with a shorty. They're kinda catchy and suddenly there were more.
Lori, I apologize for posting before the required two days but things are really quite right now and new posts are scarce. Hope these provide some stimulation or smiles at least!
1 A poet who's rhyme-word for “rose” caused hiccups for her to compose. At last in frustration she bowed to temptation, eventually opting for prose. 2 When Little Red Ridinghood ran away with a wolf of a man. Turned out he was gay and had nothing to say, so she went off to visit her Gran. 3 A fisherman's wife threw away his smelly old jersey one day a move rather bold when he died from the cold; she re-married the very next day. 4 A doctor once misdiagnosed his patient with warts on her nose. She cursed him in rage, now in his old age he finds himself quite decomposed. 5 There once was a bear who loved hunny, he valued it greater than money. Not trusting the bank, suspecting a prank, he stuffed it all into his tummy. 6 There once was a fly in the ointment who got stuck without prior appointment. With no-one to pluck him free from the muck, it ended in grave disappointment. 7 In the year two thousand and five when a plane once failed to arrive they said it was late so we'd all have to wait but in fact there were none to survive.
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