Recycled Michael, Mulit-Stanza Clerihew about M. Jackson Options

[Siren]

hey Baking Soda,


I so loved this when I read it first... I still do... Made me chuckle.. :)

I remember a time we shared limericks and had a blast... :)


Love ya

Spice!

[Guest_Artemis_*]

This is sort of a multi-stanza-ed clerihew...

Recycled Micheal
    by GWBooher  11/19/2003

Got his start in the Jackson Five
Like Donna, he said "I will survive"
Their limelight faded.. Bloom left rose....
So Mikey, jaded, fixed his nose.

Fending off the random racist slur
He whitened his face to an ethnic blur..
Whittled nose and sharpened chin
He danced, a waif.. deviod of kin

The loveliest lady in the land
Gave him refuge, took his hand
enveloped him in made-up spendor
tiill no one could discern his gender

Diana Ross, still tempting lass
berated him for acting crass
he learned to act discreet, naive..
(I see that 'act' and want to heave....)

Wolves at the door and charges pressed
MIkey, no doubt, will be at his best
Nose taped on with double-stick
He'll accuse his accuser of being a hick

He'll simper on the stand, eyes rolling
With Liz and Diana nearby, consoling...
vouching for his innocence...
He's committed no statutory offense!

Micheal slinks home in disgrace
"There's nothing wrong with a loving embrace"
I'll never grow up" says Peter Pan...
Poor Micheal is more like child than man...

But what man would make such mockery
of maleness!  What a crockery!
What man rejects both race and gender
Or go on extravagant spender-benders

Or dangle his child from a balcony...
Or gasp and grasp in cacaphony
and call it 'music', such sexual dance...
and on pubescent boys advance...

IT doesn't take a Socrates
to interpret his multi-metamorphases...
Poor Micheal never quite found his niche...
Perhaps he will in prisn... he's sure to end up somebody's bitch!




~ artemis