An Email, cupcakes Options

[Merlin]

The In-box

In these days before Christmas, I’m certain you’ll see
An email that someone has sent cheerily.
Take a look in your litter box, there you might find
A note of this season; it’s one of a kind.
It speaks how politic’lly right we now are,
Embracing all peoples from near and afar,
Offending not one with the words we may say:
“Merry Christmas” is out, and so is “Good day.”
Our holiday season must now be like theirs
Or else they might suffer from obnoxious airs.
No bobbles, no bangles, and no Christmas trees
No Rudolph, no Santa, but let me keep breeze
Or else this dumb verse won’t rhyme, as it should
And many of you will say, “That is so nice!”

[Guest_ohsteve_*]

Merlin, I liked this very much, I really hate this PC crap, why not call a spade a spade, why does it have to be a shovel, or a garden tool? Go into a large Home improvement store and over to the garden implements and holler real loud 'Hey, look a hoe.' and then watch to see how many turn their heads and grin.
I like Alan am more spiritual than religious, I don't care what you believe in as long as you don't try to force it down my throat. Like those ones that knock on your door wearing black ties and look alike suits, carrying bibles and asking 'would you like to talk about God' I answer sure 'git your God**** asses off my property or I shoot you.' or sometimes something cruder, or even ask them in but not to mind the blood sacrifices and the satanic posters, that makes them blanch. LOL.
I feel the kind of choices I make in my life are my business, and I am the one that will live with the consequences. What others do in their life is their choice and they should live with their consequences.