An Email, cupcakes Options

[Merlin]

The In-box

In these days before Christmas, I’m certain you’ll see
An email that someone has sent cheerily.
Take a look in your litter box, there you might find
A note of this season; it’s one of a kind.
It speaks how politic’lly right we now are,
Embracing all peoples from near and afar,
Offending not one with the words we may say:
“Merry Christmas” is out, and so is “Good day.”
Our holiday season must now be like theirs
Or else they might suffer from obnoxious airs.
No bobbles, no bangles, and no Christmas trees
No Rudolph, no Santa, but let me keep breeze
Or else this dumb verse won’t rhyme, as it should
And many of you will say, “That is so nice!”

[Alan]

Dear Leo,

"our letter box will, henceforth, be known as our, 'litter box'."

I didn't know that is where kittens come from ?

I like your positive attitude. I am not religious in any sense except spiritual, but if a religion spends most of its time worrying about offending others, what is it there for ?

Love
Alan