One More Limerick Options

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There once was an emu called Betty Lou
who covered a golf course with derring do;
the golfers complained;
the club pro was pained,
but the grass on the greens was like new.

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[JustDaniel]

There once was an emu called Betty Loud
who covered a golf course with derring do;
the golfers complained;
the club pro was pained,
but the grass on the greens was like new.

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Wally is right, though his grace
seems Aussified here, out of place
for your fine softer greens --
and those fairways between
so strewn with a substance quite base:

An emu they called Betty Lou
strew the links with her fine derring do;
though the golfers complained
and the club pro was pained,
the grass on the greens was like new.

Lightly editing, Daniel