Argh, Faery Award Winner Options

[Guest_Billydo_*]

Faery Award Winner

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Argh!

I am holding my hands over my ears, arghing.
I'll scream again -
                           argh -
                                      but
                                             you
                                                     can't
                                                              see
                                                                     or
                                                                          hear.

I'm too polite; not wanting to hurt your feelings;

                                        if
                                  I erupted,
                               it would only
                            make things worse.

But oh! To have leapt, like you, from the womb,
replete with the sum total of knowledge in the universe:
scientist, artist, wit, wag and all things double you.

I wish I could let rip;
I'm plastic faced,
stiff as tulle,
and as transparent.

I am  dakhma;
        Trappist;
        bit-lipped;
        as a grave.

Right, that's it,
you've done it now.
I'm going to be he-rude-ite;
construct an argument so nice;
dense, devilish, daedal,
that once lured in,
you will never escape ...

I wish ...

Argh!


First Version
Argh!

I am holding my hands over my ears and arghing.
I'll scream again -
                           argh -
                                      but
                                             you
                                                     can't
                                                              see
                                                                     or
                                                                          hear.

I'm just too polite; not wanting to hurt your feelings;

                                        if
                                  I erupted,
                               it would only
                            make things worse.

But oh! To have leapt, like you, from the womb,
replete with the sum total of knowledge in the universe:
scientist, artist, wit, wag and all things double you.

I wish I could let rip;
I'm plastic faced,
stiff as tulle,
and about as transparent.

I am  dakhma;
        Trappist;
        bit-lipped;
        as a grave.

Right, that's it,
you've done it now.
I'm going to be he-rude-ite;
construct an argument so nice;
dense, devilish, daedal,
that once sucked in,
you will never get out ...

I wish ...

Argh!

[Guest_Billydo_*]

Thanks y'all.

Being a transgressor, I would like to give my acceptance speech in the nude, except for my best dickie bow.

Oops ... can hear dibble. Best get dressed again.



Enjoyed being away in the lakes ... have decided to go again next week.

Yeah!

Thanks for the   award (It looks like something other than clapping to me).

Cheers

Mike