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Aug 18 17, 08:01
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dropped phone in the fat stainless purse my wife carries; it’s a call-ender
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Aug 18 17, 09:05
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it's a colander that's filled with cold spaghetti; pour boiling water
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Aug 19 17, 18:45
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boiling water pours from the mouth of Old Faithful; smells like the toilet
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Aug 19 17, 22:01
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smell eau de toilette? why would I want to do that? try my fart bottle
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Aug 20 17, 22:21
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tried to bottle farts but couldn’t get the lid on; caused a jarring stench
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Aug 21 17, 10:02
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caused a jarring stench when I ran down a skunk; he put up a stink
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Aug 22 17, 09:42
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he put up a skink when he grabbed it by its tail; the rest got away
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Aug 22 17, 14:10
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his rest got away when he slept on the skunk tail; it was up all night
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Aug 23 17, 11:45
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It was up all night combing tangles from his hair; no Thing there to help
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Aug 23 17, 13:01
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the Thing's there to help rockin' it's clobberin' time; the Fantastic Four
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Aug 24 17, 15:19
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stick the four Fantas in someone else’s ice chest; I’m not that thirsty
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Aug 24 17, 15:52
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oh, no; it's Thursday: Eagles and Marlins tonight; height of pre-season
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Aug 25 17, 18:02
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height of pre-season is lifting brisket when seared; salt and pepper then
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Aug 27 17, 11:33
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thin salt, but pepper like your hand can't stop shaking; season blackened steak
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Aug 28 17, 23:32
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blackened steak season is any time you forget; memory is rare
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Aug 29 17, 03:04
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mammaries are bare when gals are in the shower; guys are not aloud
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Aug 30 17, 09:16
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guys are not all loud when viewing girls in showers; some dryads need towels
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Aug 30 17, 16:43
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some dryads need vowels for chanting from their oak trees: lay, lee, lie, low, loo!
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Aug 31 17, 14:49
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Layla lies Lee low for unwanted advances; hospitals retreat
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Sep 1 17, 14:02
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hospitals re-treat returning detox patients; relapse tendency
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