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Aug 2 17, 23:46
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Daniel, if we are going to critique, you are short a beat in L1 above.
You can stop your progression downhill by applying a brake to the wheel but if brake-pads are worn, your posterior’s torn and I’m sure that your screaming is shrill.
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Aug 4 17, 10:24
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If you SEE that they NEver obEY and they WANT to do THINGS their own WAY just say, “GO ahead, TRY but when FAILing, don’t CRY”! Be aWARE of the PRICE you might PAY.
Though I'm sure that your screaming's not shrill, I do hope you can swallow a pill, 'cause you see you were wrong... now stand there in your thong while I glower and whip you at will!
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Aug 4 17, 16:12
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Daniel, I don’t know why you are quoting “my” entry #2721 as being metrically correct when I am referring to “your” entry #2740 (see below) which was directly above my last entry #2741:
Your missus said you kissed the grill (Like I said, short one beat! Add “if” or “when” to the front?) yesterday; you were having a chill? Bet that charred your old lips; hope the ER equips you to stop your progression downhill.
If you whip me at will, glowering; it will not make your Limerick sing for ”Line one is still short!”, I derisively snort, and it won’t help you win any bling.
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Aug 4 17, 23:02
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Now my face is so red that it stings! But you still are not right about bling. There's no need for an if or a when for our tiff. It's the EMphasis makes lim'ricks sing.
(For example, it would be equally correct for my limerick above to begin with or without the "Now". It would still have three EMPHASES in the long lines and two in the short lines. Limericks have a lot of leeway, so long as there are three, three, two, two, three EMPHASES.)
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Aug 7 17, 07:40
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Lim’ricks sing with the right emphasis but the metrics are sometimes amiss; dactylics could be used but I’m somewhat bemused with iambic pentameter’s gist.
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Aug 7 17, 18:21
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Iambic Pentameter's gist in a Lim'rick would surely be hissed. In IP you can't jig; it's a different gig. Dance a two-step, and you won't be dissed.
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Aug 9 17, 09:13
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Dance a two-step and you won’t be dissed like you were long ago with the Twist; just don’t step on her toes or the girl that you chose will most likely refuse to be kissed.
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Aug 9 17, 10:19
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Did your Lily refuse to be kissed? Go try Sally; perhaps she has missed having you on her arm. It won't do any harm since she's low on your prospective list.
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Aug 10 17, 14:20
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On your prospective list she’s low since her high maintenance is an expense that you’d rather not shoulder because you are older and she’s is quite young but real dense.
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Aug 10 17, 18:18
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She's attractive and young, but she's dense and seems totally lacking good sense. If she didn't, then how'd I be part of her crowd? I'd best leave and avoid the pretense.
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Aug 11 17, 16:10
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You might leave and avoid the pretense but I’d go because she makes me wince with her bright red lipstick that she thinks is real slick when she smears it on unwary gents.
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Aug 12 17, 03:03
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When the gents whom she smears walk away it confuses her; ain't there some way we could help the poor girl, or she may simply curl up and die and be found far away.
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Aug 14 17, 14:31
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If you die far away and are found to have left all your bones on the ground some may say that you litter but you fed the critter when all of your innards were downed.
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Aug 15 17, 07:03
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When all of your innards were drowned by that smoothie they shivered and frowned at your choices of food; look at you when you're nude! Turn your eyes 'til you're properly gowned.
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Aug 16 17, 13:52
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If you’re properly gowned, turn your eyes to the mirror; it’s no big surprise that your reflection shows you have on the wrong clothes which may lead to your fashion demise.
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Aug 17 17, 13:13
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I cannot have a fashion demise, since I always have dressed otherwise. If our fashion depends on my means and ends it will shrivel and blow to the skies.
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Aug 18 17, 07:59
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If it shrivels and blows to the sky you’re unmanned without an alibi so for sex to proceed an appointment you’ll need with that Doc Add-a-dick-to-me guy.
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Aug 18 17, 09:16
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If that old appendectomy guy comes to carve on you right near your fly you should give him a kick and hold on to your dick lest you lose it without a goodbye.
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Aug 19 17, 18:42
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If you lose it without a goodbye then you’ll quickly become thin of thigh so your diet is working and you are not shirking with cookies and ice cream or pie.
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Aug 19 17, 22:13
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Eat your cookies with ice cream and pie and your mirror will sicken your eye when it sees all your fat: O my gosh, what is that?! Can a blimp that's so big really fly?
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