Wanted Dead Or Alive, Humor Options

[Jim AKA Rapid-Fi...]

Thanks David,  cute comeback,  and by the way,  I take requests (based on details, or just subjects) and Rapid-Fire 'em out.........

Jim

[Guest_Tao_*]

Well, Jim, what valuable service you render the levity challenged - poetry requests to go! Verse weaving machine are you? Watch out for those bullet holes! Thanks for stopping by the Reef again.

David

[Jim AKA Rapid-Fi...]

Will keep my eyes peeled David,  thanks

[Guest_Tao_*]

Hi Jim,

You are true to your name - the hits, or bullets, keep on coming!

No offense to Bic, Papermate,
collect the bounty, no need to wait!
Turn them in and rat on a friend.
Let them see the gallows bend.
Now if it's Parker or golden Cross,
I'd lose my shirt before I toss.

David

[Jim AKA Rapid-Fi...]

Heard about a bounty being placed on my Bic,
for writing up poetry,  way too quick.
Don’t know what the amount might be,
for it’s guilty of Rapid-Fire Poetry.

So guess my Bic pen will go underground,
whenever Josh Randall is around.
Will have to hide it,  or do my best,
to keep it out of sight I guess.

A bounty on an ink pen,  what a hoot,
is someone that hard up for loot?
They want my inkpen blown away,
since it wrote what someone had to say.

Guess I will have to take much care,
so it don’t get blown into thin air.
Sorry folks,  but you’ll have to wait,
I’ve switched from Bic to Papermate!!