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jerryk
post May 22 11, 12:43
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The Art of Love (A rewrite)

How does one attain the love
of a lady? By writing poetry?
No, no!
Writing poems would be worst of all!
This is what my old friend Ovid said,
quote Book 2, The Art of Love:

“Would you be well advised to send her
love-poems?
Poetry, I fear, is held in low esteem.
Girls praise a poem, but go
for more expensive presents….”

Therefore, good friend, she would hate mine….
I might give her a gown, made of scratchy wool...
A belt of straw, and ivy buds--

Ah, here’s a necklace for only $19.99
from the Home Shopping Network.
Ladies, I’m teasing; you deserve much more;
let me fetch my wallet.
 
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anaisa
post May 23 11, 11:54
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well I don't agree. Sentimental poetry wins out before $$ in my case :)
but money would be a close second, though ( ha ha )


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jerryk
post May 23 11, 12:26
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Okay, Karen;
I suppose I must rewrite this again--till it suits you ladies; But I'll remain a miser when it comes to money, lol. (Not really, I just made a $50 donation toward a worthy cause.) Thanks for reading and commenting. charliebrown.gif
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well I don't agree. Sentimental poetry wins out before $$ in my case :)
but money would be a close second, though ( ha ha )

 
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post May 25 11, 12:33
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Jerry, I think I must agree with Karen, poetry is something a lady can treasure forever, whereas moey is gone i a moment. But seeing as how I bought my wife a gold necklace in Turkey (not the home shopping channel) for $250.00 and it has been valued since at over $2000.00 I'd have to say that it was money well spent. I have written many a poem about her, for her, and to her, sometimes changing a description or two. LOL.

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jerryk
post May 25 11, 13:30
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Well Steve;
it was tongue in cheek, and I drew freely form Ovid. But that you side with Karen--well!

She is a nice lady--but could I really afford her expensive tastes? I'm more inclined to give ladies some of my handcrafted gifts...no, I'm teasing, for I have known her for many years. Thanks for writing, Steve. So glad you showed. Thanks,
Jerry

 
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post May 25 11, 18:16
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Hi Jerry

This was amusing reading. I've never had a poem written for me -- it might be very romantic. You mention giving handcrafted gifts -- well that could be romantic too, if you make something especially for someone... but as Karen says - it's nice to have some money to spend too LOL!

A very original poem

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post May 25 11, 19:42
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Hi, Eisa;
so glad you commented; yes, I try to add humor to my poems; it doesn't always pan out, but it's always fun to see what will stick, lol. It's true, giving something from the heart is rewarding, even to this old tightwad. And who knows--maybe someone will write a lovely poem for you. Thanks, Eisa; best regards,
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post May 26 11, 11:17
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Jerry, uh oh better watch out, Eisa is a married lady... her husband might think it askance the she receives romantic poems from another guy...LOL just Joking of course, Snow is a very lovely person inside and out, she has been a wonderful mentor and friend, maybe we can teach her husband how to write her something worthy of that...except I don't know his email....lol
PS Snow don't read this...lol

Take care
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PPS...can you tell that I am feeling so much better, my twisted sense of humor is coming back full force.
 
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post May 26 11, 12:31
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Oh-oh--STEVE,
I left myself open on this one. I concur with you; it's safer for me to post a "How to Write Poetry" tip for Eisa's husband. I, too, have someone watching over my conduct on this site; apologies where needed. Currently I'm learning to juggle, lol.

PS Did I forget to thank you for your comment? Sorry for the oversight.
Jerry

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Jerry, uh oh better watch out, Eisa is a married lady... her husband might think it askance the she receives romantic poems from another guy...LOL just Joking of course, Snow is a very lovely person inside and out, she has been a wonderful mentor and friend, maybe we can teach her husband how to write her something worthy of that...except I don't know his email....lol
PS Snow don't read this...lol

Take care
Steve

PPS...can you tell that I am feeling so much better, my twisted sense of humor is coming back full force.
 
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post May 26 11, 15:49
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Jerry, I was mostly teaseing, I think Eisa can stand up for herself..
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jerryk
post May 26 11, 17:03
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Of course, Steve;
I was just playing along, lol. Silly men, huh? I'm sure she can cut us down to size, right?

Jerry


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Jerry, I was mostly teaseing, I think Eisa can stand up for herself..
Steve

 
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