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Jun 3 18, 17:52
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If your pet that goes moo takes a walk and its butchering causes you shock you'll repair that old fence 'cause it caused an offense when you yelled at your neighbor ad hoc.
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Jun 5 18, 08:39
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Ad hoc yelling at neighbors when you realize what they’re saying is true won’t accomplish too much and it’s only a crutch they will use to beat you black and blue.
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Jun 7 18, 06:26
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If they beat you with their black-and-white and don't run out of rumors to write give 'em somethin' to say so they'll not overstay their visit; yell "Shove it!" forthright.
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Jun 7 18, 13:16
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If you’re forthright in yelling “Shove It!” to somebody who’s wanting to quit helping you push your car, you won’t get very far; call the wrecker and just let it sit.
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Jun 7 18, 16:59
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Since I called Triple-A, it won't sit, but I sense that my wife may admit she forgot to check water as did our middle daughter; I was calm and did not pitch a fit.
Fortunately, this did not really happen!
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Jun 8 18, 13:24
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I did not pitch a fit and was calm as I treated my bruise with some balm when I asked for a kiss from a good looking miss; she applauded request with one palm.
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Jun 8 18, 13:31
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With one palm she'd applaud his request; he'd come close, thinking she'd acquiesced, but she wiped off his grin with a board to his chin so that his whiskers now are recessed.
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Jun 9 18, 20:19
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Saw his whiskers, he’s now at recess and seems old but it’s anyone’s guess as to what or which school graduates such a fool and lets him be a part of Congress.
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Jun 10 18, 08:11
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If in Congress you would have a part I suspect that you're not very smart 'cause it's useless in there; they have folly to spare. Any bill has the chance of a fart.
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Jun 11 18, 07:53
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Any fart has the chance to be billed as the one smelling like something spilled from a septic tank truck or a skunk gone amok but it’s probably garlic you grilled.
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Jun 11 18, 09:58
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If you're grilling with garlic, your speech may be tainted with stench. When you reach out to hug on a friend you will likely offend sensibilities, muffle a screech.
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Jun 12 18, 08:40
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Sensibilities muffled a screech when she knew help was not within reach so in desperation she pulled out a small gun made of plastic but filled with some bleach.
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Jun 13 18, 09:35
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She sprayed bleach in his face with a gun and he learned that she'd only begun, 'cause she tie-died his clothes with the drips from his nose and then swore she'd delete every pun.
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Jun 14 18, 18:46
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She’d delete every pun and then swear there was nothing obscene written there but the twist of some phrases confuse and a maze is in need of roads scholars; au pair!
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Jun 15 18, 05:57
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I was kneed by roads scholars. Oh, pair! Did you have to attack me just there? When I can get up you had best have a cup 'cause I'll kick in that spot till it's bare.
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Jun 15 18, 22:46
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If your kick causes spots to be bare I might question what used to be there and were kicks the main reason for tubes that he pees in or isn’t that something you’d share?
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Jun 16 18, 09:39
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So you'd like to share pee from my tubes? I'm afraid there'd be stuff from my pubes. And would you pay the shipping? It could end up dripping in the U.P.S. driver's ice cubes.
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Jun 17 18, 10:28
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UPS drives through ice in big cubes painted brown, bringing boxes and tubes to the suckers who drop lots of bucks in a shop found on-line. Are they boobs or just rubes?
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Jun 17 18, 23:41
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Neither boobs, nor they're rubes, 'cause they're Primers. Pay for shipping? That's for the old-timers -- wasting gas to the stores. While they're in and out doors I'll be home having fun with the rhymers.
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Jun 18 18, 23:00
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Having fun with the rhymers at home was once nice; you could print out a tome but like balding men’s hair there’s now little to share; one makes use of the finest toothed comb.
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