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Dec 26 18, 16:03
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Situations are vile when the whole gross scenario starts with a pole which may be straight or bent to its greatest extent and its use is enlightening or droll.
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Dec 28 18, 22:06
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If you try to enlighten a troll you may find that he hasn't a soul. He is some kind of creature immune to a preacher and seldom comes out of his hole.
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Dec 30 18, 23:07
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Ants will seldom come out of their hole or go out for a leisurely stroll but they’ll gather some food for the queen’s daily brood. She won’t work, like some folks on the dole.
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Jan 10 19, 21:19
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If your friend on the dole does no work do you think he prefers just to shirk doing anything hard? Does he call himself Bard and then write like a simpleton jerk?
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Jan 11 19, 15:54
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Answering myself:
Like some folks on the dole, she won’t work but she’ll add some more kids for a perk to the stipend she gets. Our nice government lets her add money for naught but a smirk.
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If he writes like a simpleton jerk and then goes to a copyright clerk he’ll be told “It’s a dud and will merely draw blood if you’re using your pen like a dirk.”
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Jan 12 19, 21:22
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If your dirk is a bloody red pen stay away from our show's anchor men 'cause they both have thin skin you could poke deeply in so we try to keep them in their den.
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Jan 14 19, 15:58
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If you try to keep them in the den while they’re watching tv, you can win when you’re bringing good food and your guests are not rude making table and rug a pig pen.
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Jan 21 19, 16:01
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You pen pigs on the rug in your den? I imagine that it's stinky then in the room where you'll see Super Bowl. Will you be smelly too there come Sunday at ten?
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Jan 22 19, 23:00
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It’s too smelly come Sunday at ten when the bean dip and chips are brought in but that stench won’t compare to the blind referees’ stare as they stole the big game. It’s a sin!
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Feb 1 19, 09:18
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It's no sin to be steeled in a game; you are focused without seeking fame. Keep your eye on the task; it is all coach will ask: just get in there and Tom Brady maim.
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Feb 1 19, 22:49
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If you’re maiming Tom when you’re in there just make sure that you’re hitting him square and don’t put all your weight on his chest or his pate or there won’t be enough flags to spare.
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Feb 4 19, 09:00
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Well, the flag-waving here will be spare since the Patriots won. My despair over their one-more win is like kicks in the shin. Next year Eagles will be in the air!
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Feb 5 19, 10:38
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Next year Eagles will be in the air but they’ll find there’s a Brees way up there for the winds of revenge will be a scoring binge and the refs with their flags… they won’t dare.
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Feb 13 19, 15:57
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You would dare wave a New Orleans flag? Do you think that their win's in the bag? We will just have to see but it's not up to me. Football-muscles I once had now sag.
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Feb 14 19, 23:50
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Football muscles I once had now sag down beneath all my fat; it’s a drag but there’s never a need or some cause to exceed limitations; they’re all in my bag.
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Feb 16 19, 01:04
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Limitations assumed from my weight and I nearly can't get through the gate Clearly, no one would pay to see Old Blob play so I sit on the bench; it's my fate
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Feb 17 19, 23:13
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It’s my fate that I sit on the bench while I’m watching a wren and a finch squabble over the best place to build a good nest when most limbs will do fine in a pinch.
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Feb 18 19, 09:49
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If I'm pinching it won't be a limb while we're sitting here humming a hymn I'll reach down to her bum 'cause she is my lifetime chum and I don't need some floozy named Kim
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Feb 18 19, 20:02
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If some floozy named Kim, you don’t need, is Kardashian; you will succeed in eluding that charm that will bring you great harm for temptation of such is just greed.
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Feb 21 19, 16:29
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If you're tempted by staring at Guido as he's standing there stark in his speedo I don't know what to say 'cause I'm not that way but to each is his own, yes, indeedo!
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