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Dec 21 10, 03:34
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Revision 1
LAUGHTER OF THE GODS
Convene many a conference in princely, expensive spaces fly in delegates, some billions, and from the furthest of places
They’ll discuss evil man’s doings with claims he is wrecking his earth due to flying, breathing, farting until planet’s bubble is burst
Man’s producing dread CO2, count up his innumerable crimes; he is causing hot hell’s climate, woe is us, the ends of all times
Every time these bat-blind zealots hear their Pavlov’s conference bell please note : it’s actually snowing - warming fit to freeze bloody hell
It is often said that raindrops represent the tears of sad Gods; I say such snow is the laughter of those hilarious old Sods
____________________________________ Original LAUGHTER OF THE GODS
Convene many a conference in some luxurious space fly billions of delegates from - oh - all over the place
Discuss evil man’s doings cuz he’s wrecking his earth flying, breathing, farting for all that he’s worth
Doing this he produces CO2 ’mongst his innumerable crimes so causes hot hell’s climate and whoa, the ends of all times
Every time these bat-blind zealots hear Pavlov’s conference bell note, please, it’s actually snowing fit to freeze bloody hell
It may be said raindrops are the tears of sad Gods; but I say snow is the laughter of those humourous old Sods
Alan McAlpine Douglas
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Dec 24 10, 15:04
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Alan,
This is quite funny. There are some issues.. the line lengths are off by a few syllables here and there. You may want to even them up. I enjoyed the poem, though, good one! Karen
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Dec 24 10, 15:27
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Dear Karen,
Thank you, and also Hmmmmm ...
I certainly could make them all 7 or 8 sylls, but I wonder if it is necessary ? Reading it aloud, it seems to flow OK ?
Love Alan
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Dec 24 10, 15:50
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I don't know- I just always try to make if uniform. If you don't mind, then I don't mind :-)
K
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Dec 29 10, 16:54
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Hey, Alan... What you have here is really rhyming free verse, as close as it is to form. But there is no uniformity in the meter or the pace. This piece depends much on its clever humor AND the reading skills of its author. With that in mind, all is well, except for the 'mongst... which is totally unnecessary and out of place where there is not some metrical necessity. Lighting off again, Daniel
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Jan 1 11, 03:59
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Dear Daniel,
Thank you, your delicate "hammering" has made me do something quite rare - I have extensively revised the whole poem, now at least the line lengths match.
At this point I should apologise to Karen - you were quite right !
How does this suit you both ?
Love Alan
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Jan 1 11, 08:50
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Hi Alan, This really is much improved. It looks like you are wanting to write formal poetry and not sculpt this poem into free verse. If that is where you are putting your efforts, then you must know there is one more element that your poems needs to qualify as formal poetry. That would be the meter. You have the rhyme, the syllable count, now you need a consistent meter running through it, otherwise it looks half done. The meter is the arrangement of your accented syllables. You need to have one stressed and then one non stressed syllable, one after the other. You can look each word up and see how the accents fall in the dictionary if you are not sure. Good luck! Karen QUOTE (Alan @ Jan 1 11, 04:59 ) Dear Daniel,
Thank you, your delicate "hammering" has made me do something quite rare - I have extensively revised the whole poem, now at least the line lengths match.
At this point I should apologise to Karen - you were quite right !
How does this suit you both ?
Love Alan
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Jan 2 11, 04:42
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Dear Karen,
Well, after 19 years as a quite prolific poet, I am delighted to be finally told I could use a "dictionary" !
Where do I find such a contraption ?
LOL
Love Alan
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Jan 2 11, 16:09
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Hi Alan, I didn't mean it in a condescending way. I get words like "fire" and "jewel" that mess me up on a regular basis, as far as the syllables go. People from English speaking countries all have their own different dialects that tend to manipulate syllables around. I just thought it would be helpful in that regard. Karen QUOTE (Alan @ Jan 2 11, 04:42 ) Dear Karen,
Well, after 19 years as a quite prolific poet, I am delighted to be finally told I could use a "dictionary" !
Where do I find such a contraption ?
LOL
Love Alan
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Jan 2 11, 16:25
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Dear Karen,
Thank you, I hope you realise I was partly joking. I suffer from the fact that you possess one of my all-time favourite girl's names, it being the name of the daughter in Field of Dreams, a movie I love ! I know you meant well.
And you raise the other point with which I thought to respond, that of accent/pronunciation - there has been many a discussion going right back to that famous to-may-to and pot-ahh-to too.
Now, when I read this poem aloud, I find no places where my tongue trips, and, lacking any formal language training, that tends to be my measure.
Love Alan
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Jan 2 11, 16:56
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Hi Alan, Glad I didn't offend you~ sometimes I come across a bit blunt if I'm not careful... I blame it on that English husband of mine. Karen QUOTE (Alan @ Jan 2 11, 16:25 ) Dear Karen,
Thank you, I hope you realise I was partly joking. I suffer from the fact that you possess one of my all-time favourite girl's names, it being the name of the daughter in Field of Dreams, a movie I love ! I know you meant well.
And you raise the other point with which I thought to respond, that of accent/pronunciation - there has been many a discussion going right back to that famous to-may-to and pot-ahh-to too.
Now, when I read this poem aloud, I find no places where my tongue trips, and, lacking any formal language training, that tends to be my measure.
Love Alan
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Jan 3 11, 01:23
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Dear Karen,
So he's a Tyke, then ?
Love Alan
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Jan 10 11, 18:23
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Hi Alan,
Got in a little late on this one but I have been absentee for a while. Love the satire and humor you have provided in our little corner of the world.
I've read it through a few times and I see little wrong with the flow but have a tiny problem with your end-rhymes on S2L2-L4. "Earth - burst"
Perhaps replace "his earth" with " ,accursed"
Just a thought TOT!
Larry
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Jan 11 11, 02:07
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Dear Larry,
Lovely to have you visit ! Thanks for the comments - I try to write serious with a spoonful of humour to get the medicine to go down.
I agree with you on earth/burst, but will stick with it, your alt does not quite make my meaning.
Love Alan
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