There comes a time when..., you have too much time. Options

[Guest_Zeus˛_*]

so I took a short poem I wrote a while back, and wondered
how other folks would write it. Using my DIALECTIZER,
here are some offerings:

Thong in Cheek
Double Tetractys

I
am but...
a scant bit
dis-covering
not fearing cracks, crevices, crevasses
living for a daily splash of sunshine
to please viewers.
Beautiful
body?
Yes
**************************************************
Redneck

Thong in Cheek
(summertime at th' betch, double tetrackys)

I
am but.
.. a scant bit
dis-covahin'
not fearin' cracks, crevices, crevasses
livin' fo' a daily splash of sunshine
to please viewers.
Purdy body?
Yessuh
###########################

Jive

Dong in Cheek
(summertime at da damn beach, double tetractys)

I
am but.
Man!.. a scant bit
dis-coverin'
not fearin' cracks, crevices, crevasses
livin' fo' some daily splash uh sunshine
to please viewers.
Fine body?
Yes
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Cockney

Fong in Cheek
(summertime at the bloomin' beach, right, double tetractys)

I
am but...
a scant bit
dis-coverin'
not fearin' cracks, right, crevices, crevasses
livin' for a daily splash of sunshine
to please viewers.
Beautiful body?
Yes
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Elmer Fudd

Dong in Cheek
(summewtime at the beach, doubwe tetwactys)

I
am but...
a scant bit
dis-covewing
not feawing cwacks, cwevices, cwevasses
wiving fow a daiwy spwash of sunshine
to pwease viewews.
Oh, dat scwewy wabbit!
Beautifuw body?
Yes
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%

Swedish Chef

Thung in Cheek
(soommerteeme-a et zee beech, duooble-a tetrectys)

I
em boot.
Um de hur de hur de hur...
a scunt beet dees-
cufereeng
nut feereeng crecks, crefeeces, crefesses
leefing fur a deeely splesh ooff soonsheene-
a tu pleese-a feeooers.
Um gesh dee bork, bork!
Beooteeffool budy?
Yes
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Moron

Dong in Cheek
(summehtime at de beach, douggle tetrackys)

I
am but...
a scant bit dis-cobehigg
not fearigg cracks, duuhhhh, crebices,
duuhhhh, crebasses libigg f' a day splash of sunshine
to blease biewebuhrs.
Beautiful body,
duh...uh...?
Yes
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Pig Latin

Ongthay inyay Eekchay
(ummertimesay atyay ethay eachbay, oubleday etractystay)

I
yay amyay utbay...
ayay antscay itbay is
-coveringday
otnay earingfay ackscray, evicescray,
evassescray  ivinglay orfay
ayay ailyday ashsplay ofyay unshinesay
otay easeplay iewersvay.
Eautifulbay odybay?
Yesay
=========================================================
Hacker

Th0 GIN CHEEK
(SIMMeRTIM AT TEH EACHJ, DOUBLE TETRACTYS)

I
A MBUT
i own joo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
A SCANT BIT
DIS-COVERNIG
NOT FARING CRZX0RS, CREV1CES, CREVASeS
LIVING FRO A DaILY SPLASH OF SUNSHIINE
TO PlEEZ VEIWArS/
beautiful bod???!?!?!?!?!?!?
LOLOLOLOOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!111
~~~~~~ oloolollolo~~~
y3s

:p  Shock  

[Guest_Toumai_*]

Dear Z-Man,

This is amazing ... (I don't think I daresay more)  

Love
Fran

[Guest_Jox_*]

Hi Larry,

ROFL!!! (I daren't say more either - save this is brilliant)

J.